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All things happen in 3s

By Akuf - Posted on 15 April 2009

Actually 4s because when I started type this entry (in my currently inebriated state) I kicked the bloody power bar and shut my PC.....FRAK!!!!

Now back to me regularly scheduled progtamming...nowt because of currently inebriated state I will take not responsibility for any possible Reveks tha my or may not ocvcur.

The original psot was pusuped to be allthings happen in 3ss so here is the last 6 fays of my frakkin wife
Just as a dise note I am on the phone Revek and I am luahing at myself because I am realixzing the defacto inebriated keyboard typing. Read more

What's your zombie contingency plan?

By Stormblade - Posted on 15 April 2009

Have at them, ladies!Have at them, ladies!As those of you who frequent this site know, we worry about zombies. They could be anywhere. As a matter of fact, some unnamed members of the clan (Revek, Q-Bert) often show enough zombie tendencies that there is some fear they may already be infected.

So the good folks at Cracked have offered up several zombie contingency plans. Pick the one that suits you best.

Mine involves having three babes attack them with chainsaws and shotguns. Works for me.

Is it Wednesday already?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 April 2009

-00-00

It seems like just yesterday we were kicking Zombie ass... oh wait– it was yesterday.

Anyway, continuing our recent trend of doing "something different", let's dig deep into the Wayback Machine and pull out our copies of Call of Duty 2. This one supports tons of players, so the more the merrier! Although if not enough people show up, we'll be forced to go out onto the internet to find opponents again. And we don't want that, now do we?

Be there! Read more

Never Judge a Book

By Akuf - Posted on 15 April 2009

By it's cover.
I know we have all done it at one time or another
Watch this video see the audience, judges, even I somewhat prejudged. But I was also expecting to be surprised because when stuff like this gets circulated around it's usually something that will make you laugh or humble you. In this case it's humbling.

So. Anyone own a shovel?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 April 2009

or a Bobcat?

Yes. This is a loaded question. Careful now.

If so, do you know how to use your shovel?

HoC Dig n' Play – Saturday April 18th, 2009.
Time, day is tentative and may change due to inclement weather.

Our home renovation project of the moment is to surround Rolly's swing set, pirate ship, general play area with pea gravel. This involves digging. Just a small amount of digging to make space for a small amount of pea gravel.

13 tonnes of pea gravel.

My NHL Predictions

By Akuf - Posted on 14 April 2009

East:
(1)Boston vs (8)Montreal - (1)Boston in 4
(2)Washington vs (7) New York Rangers - (2)Washington in 5
(3)New Jersey vs (6) Carolina - (3)New Jersey in 6
(4)Pittsburgh vs (5) Philly - (5)Philly in 7 - I think this will be one hell of a series

(1)Boston vs (5) Philly - (1)Boston in 6
(2)Washington vs (3)New Jersey - (2)Washington in 5

(1)Boston vs (2)Washington - (2)Washington in 6

(2)Washington

West:
(1) San Jose vs (8) Anaheim - (8) Anaheim in 7
(2) Detroit vs (7) Columbus - (2) Detroit in 6
(3) Vancouver vs (6) St Louis - (3) Vancouver in 5 Read more

Question

By Akuf - Posted on 13 April 2009

Does anyone have a component video cable thing for the Original xbox?
If so, would you like to get rid of it?

A cool Cybernetic bodysuit can now be yours!

By Swag - Posted on 10 April 2009

This is actually pretty scary.

Why? THe company who makes these (in Japan) is called Cyberdyne. Yeah, Cyberdyne.

And they call the suit HAL. Open the pod bay doors HAL......

Here is a video of it in action: Read more

BioShock 2: First Gameplay Footage

By Swag - Posted on 10 April 2009

I'll be getting this one right away for sure.... Read more

First RROD?

By Akuf - Posted on 10 April 2009

Uh Oh!
Well it is quite possible that when I posted WARNING! Latest NHL09 Update. it could have been the beginning of an RROD.

Well here is what happened:
I was playing dead space and the console froze.
On Reboot I got the dreaded RROD.
However, at a LAN party in the past it happened to me and Coxxorz told me to disconnect and reconnect the Harddrive and problem solved
I did so again this time, and the RROD went away. Though I have a feeling that I am on my way to my first RROD.

The Easter Bunny brought me a basked filled with red sn0w.

By Stavr0 - Posted on 10 April 2009

Another adventure in homebrew - iPod Touch 2G now jailbroken

redsn0w 0.1beta review

It's beta O'clock

Jailbreaking is not  for the faint of heart.You have to be prepared for the possibility of bricking your shiny toy. Performing the operation takes about half an hour, and involves lots of cold sweat and nervous waiting. Read more

$4.06

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 April 2009

Seems like a reasonable gamble

So this month's issue of OXM has a preview of Lost Planet 2 which among other things lists 4 player coop in its features. It also has Vital Suits (mechs) which seat 3 people. This discrepancy was intentional according to the developers. Sorry Moricerevek, oops, I mean toe jam...

Anyway, this lead me into thinking about the original Lost Planet: Extreme Condition. It was an Capcom Xbox 360 game released in early 2007. It had okay reviews and if you check Metacritic (79% average) you find that it has many reviews in the 90s and 80s.

As you know, I like to dig up the sleeper games from yore and try them out.

Hey, it's Sega Nite!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 08 April 2009

-00-00

Or HOC Nite, whichever.

This week, let's try something a little different. If you have Battlefield: Bad Company, get your virtual ass online for some good old-fashioned noob pwning. By noobs I mean us, and by pwning I mean our asses. Because there's no co-op in BFBC. Not that we play co-operatively any other time.

Be there! Read more

Valuable information for Ice

By Stormblade - Posted on 07 April 2009

This looks like a lot of fun...

By Akuf - Posted on 07 April 2009

Only if it involved real guns though.
What would really be cool is you can digitize people's faces Read more

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