Herd of Cats

This does not relate at all to playing Call of Duty Zombies with Graybush, the floor guy maker.

I went to Montreal this weekend, to help my grand-parents move. When I got home Sunday afternoon, I walked into the kitchen, and saw that my cats had knocked over the plant watering pot full of water. Yay, spilt water all over the kitchen. Read more

.. if he would have used this rating system. See Ultraviolet.

See if you favorite crap movie would have scored high on the helicopter scale.

or The Tale of How I Gave Diarrhea to an Entire Wedding Party

Very funny story. I also like the layout. Very well done with CSS.

So I have a biological son, Stormblade Jr., who's 6 next Saturday. I also have three wonderful step-children, who I love every bit as much and frankly, I spent far more time with than I have with the little guy. I played with them, drove them everywhere, coached them, trained them (as best as possible) and generally gave them everything I had. My son Jon, who's 18, was a fantastic soccer and hockey player. He also excelled in track and field. When he was applying to universities, he received scholarship offers for both soccer and track. Read more

I swear it was Mrs O'Leary's cow...

In Stormovision: I turned in place and took pictures...

So last night is Saints Row 2 I was completing a Sons of Samedi mission which involved chasing helicopters.

Okay, I enjoy sequels as much as the next person. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan... love it. Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back... excellent! Aliens... a fricken blast! Unfortunately most sequels suck.

Last spring I had the "pleasure" of experiencing the Red Ring of Death. Now I get to "enjoy" The Return of the Red Ring Of Death (hence forth referred to as TROTRROD or RROD2... RRODII if you prefer Roman numerals).

Did I say "enjoy"? Okay... let me clue you in... that's sarcasm. RRODII sucks. It sucks big and it sucks hard.
It is not the kind of sucking that you any of you would enjoy.

Mow the Lawn! Read more

Two Japanese LEGOsmiths used a whopping 65,000 bricks and 1,590 man hours to complete...

You know he wants it :-)

So, you are the most successful orange juice company in the world, and your brand is recognized world-wide because of your relentless TV advertising of the past 15 years.

You are in the boardroom with the marketing department and they show you the idea of the century: "Let's change our image!"

And you think: "that's an awesome idea!"

Ah the memories, Something very much like this one was standard issue at the Real Estate Board in the mid '90's. It was a natural progression from the disk box 'Scuds' of an earlier era.

So here is a list of Popular Mechanic's 10 Best Nerf Guns Ever.

My nephew regularly attacks me with No. 9, and it hurts!

Kinda boring to watch but entertaining (just like the movie) Read more

Ok I don't need that last part, and in all honesty it's probably not even a date, but I can dream can't I?

Post advice here! Help a guy out who isn't old, broken down, and decrepit!

For obvious reasons I will not say where I am going, since I don't want any Aku 'interference' or 'help'.

Nor will I post a picture of her, but I can give hints. I was thinking of an Aku-script name for her, and I think I'll just go with Egyptian-girl.

What swag's date may look like*: Read more

Wow this seems impressive and could be the wave of the future.