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STOP THE PRESSES! Duke Nukem Forever confirmed!
Ok now start the preses so that you can get this out to the world!

Not too long ago I reported that that Borderlands developer GearBox Software was developing Duke Nukem Forever.
Well today at PAX is was confirmed!
This is so awesome I don't even know what to say. It's coming out in 2011!Read more
Microsoft copies Nintendo again with a revised D-pad
I guess they realize that their d-pad sucks, and trying to press a diagonal is almost impossible (try setting hotkeys in a game like Fallout 3 to see why).

So what can they do but copy Nintendo?
The Expendables Review
So who showed up to see this movie yesterday?
Blackwalt: Fail
Revek: Win
Aku: Fail
Q-bert: Fail (too manly for him)
swag: Win
Coxxorz: Fail (wasn't invited, but still).
Now the review.
The Good:
1) Dolph Lundgren blowing a guys torso off in the first scene.
2) Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger all together in one scene.
3) Mindless explosions and shooting.
The Bad:
1) It ends.
2) Not Enough Dolph
3) No JCVDRead more
Duke Nukem Forever, still alive?
Missing In Action.
Yes that's right, the long delayed Duke Nukem Forever may, in fact, not be dead!. Rumor has it that Borderlands developer GearBox Software has acquired development rights to the game (which will be published by Take-Two [Bioshock, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, etc]).
Hail to the King baby!
SNL: The Ambiguously Gay Duo

No, not me and Revek.
Obviously I don't need to point out that this has been certified classic™ for a long time, but what I probably do need to point out is that the AGD are voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell!
What's everybody looking at?
Darth Vader Robs Bank
His cape seems a shade bluer than I remember....

For Hardwood
If he still checks this site:

Q-bert when he gets the iphone4
That's right.

Seven: Alternate ending

Hysterically funny or morbidly disturbing? You decide!
Aku fight lesson

Ever wondered how Aku would fight, in a real fight? Wonder no more!
Finding The Gray Area In Moral Choices

In this Gamasutra feature, moral choices in games, in this case Bioshock 1+2 and Fallout 3, are examined to see if any moral ambiguity or clarity can be achieved.
From the article:
"While the original BioShock was a critical smash for Irrational Games, critics did realize that the moral choices that were so central to the game were black and white -- either a player would choose to be good or evil. Kill a little sister or let her live. But game designers are realizing that there is a grey area that resides in between good and evil."Read more
The Rock makes fun of the NWO

I figured that I'd have to post at least one wrestling related classic clip. Even though maybe only two people on here will get this, it's still funny. And let's face it, you guys don't have a choice.







