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By Coxxorz - Posted on 29 March 2008

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In an ongoing effort to post relevant content on this gaming-related website, I thought it would be an interesting change to post some – I dunno – games. The following is an experiment. I take no responsibility for damage to your computer or eyes while viewing this page.

Bloody Penguin Baseball
Let's start the ball (head?) rolling with a classic. Flash player required (duh).



dfleXion (Win With Dell)
Okay, technically this game is part of a contest, but it's so goddamn addictive, it's deserving of a spot on this page. You need to register, but hey – you can win a kickass computer system, so shut up.



Kitten Cannon
Submitted by Stormblade. Same idea as the Bloody Penguin, but with a bit more variety of mayhem. And it's got a cat.



Text Twist
Submitted by Akufadumamai. Not our usual genre of game (no hitting or killing, sorry), but still quite addictive... if you can spell.



Cat Herder
A no-frills block-removing game. You've seen it before, but this time it has cats! Seriously.



Cat Herding
Not to be confused with Cat Herder. A simple game of dots. Or is it? This could be the next Sudoku.



Mac System 7 Memory Game
Now Mac and PC users alike can enjoy this blast from the past... although I get the feeling only 3 of us will appreciate this. Click here to download a copy for offline use... remember to turn on your USRobotics modem first...



Ultimate Free Sonic Flash Game
The greatest video game character of all time, in a pretty good fan game (not made or endorsed by Sega).



What Would Stormblade Pick
Follow the adventures of quality-blind gamer Stormblade, as he heads to the video store. Not for the squeamish.



Sushi Cat
What cat doesn't like Sushi? This game is not only cute, it has a plot.



Zombie Football
Technically soccer, but you play as English teams.



Kick Out Bieber
Until someone makes a Rebecca Black kicking game, this will have to do.



Impale
Back to zombies! Impale the undead on various devices.



Space Is Key
Deceptively simple and addictive: All you do is hit the space key! Fifteen levels later, you will have no keyboard left.

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Interesting puzzle mechanic in this one (sliding tiles).

Winner of the 'Best Student Game Award' at GCD 2010!

Continuity

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Two games in one.

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Sushi Cat

You're a cat. You eat sushi and get fat.

My kind of game.

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But I'm stuck on level 13. Launched the cat about 5 minutes ago, and he hasn't made it to the bottom yet.

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I went to a meeting and left it running. It finished at some point in that hour.

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Not bad!

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twice
First time took me about 900 seconds
Second (now that I know what to do) took me about 400 seconds

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I guess "Have a Life" isn't one of the achievements.

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Unskippable commercial fail.

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You know it had to happen sooner or later
I found two variations

one
two

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...Games hidden in here
like you can play veggie shooter if you click on the voyeur, and the goto veggie city hall
And if you go into the red light district..

Man Germans are a nutty bunch

http://www.vegcity.de/go/extrawuensche/bk

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How about a link to the English version?

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But what an infuriatingly hard game!!

Don't try spelling that at home Revek, you'll hurt yourself.

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I only won once...

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I win about half the time. Sometimes the bastard makes a beeline, and you're screwed.

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...you only tried twice did you?

LOL

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Good one.

I was winning about one in five, until I figured out a strategy (no, it's not "random"). I'm just trying to figure out if it's even possible to win every time, or if you're at the whim of the dot placement.

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But I've seen way better implementations of that game. This one doesn't even bother with sound or animation...

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But it's called Suburban Cat Herder. How could there be a better fit?

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But no bonus for finishing all the cats?
Weak.

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And two left

1294 none left

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Loser

Sorry, got 1589 in the next game
Then 1826. Think I'll give up now.
Crap, 3221. I have to stop now.

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Once I figured out that I can put more cats together. And that one of the textboxes tells you how much the group is worth I got 2994.

So I guess you are the master Cat Herder congratulations.

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but still stupid

http://thisissand.com/

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$100 prize for the best rendition of the HoC logo ($50 for those who have nothing better to do... I'm looking at you, Blackwalt).

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A slight variation on that theme, with more "life" to it:
http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

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With the GTA theme.

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Not sure if any of you will actually enjoy this. I do, and it's incredible addictive.

But one prerequisite is that you have to know how to spell in the English Language.

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Don't try playing this at work, got interrupted every... single... round. Still got up to 6,500 or so on my first try. Good game for Scrabble fans! Which I am not.

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8,140 on the first try.

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16,250 on second try.

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84, 350

However this was probably my millionth try.
Wow, I didn't think you guys would get into it...

Surprise, Surprise

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And I might play it again. I don't that qualifies as 'getting into it'

There's no blood, gore, or death. Not likely to be a hit.

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There's no blood & gore unlock at level 10? No naked lady at level 20?

I'm out.

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Does that count as blood / gore?

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Lego-boy ...

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There must be animated spray/globs (see Bloody Penguin Baseball, above).

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I A M A J A C K A S S

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n/t

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n/t

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... wait ...

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What does it say?

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Guess I will not be getting the hy skore.

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You won't be getting through the first level ...

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I know I can speel Heard and Kat and Dawg nad peetza dna many other words.

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