This Looks Like Something I Would Make
They had me at Zombies
Now I have to buy the overpriced season pass.
So after initially not being able to log into Xbox Live, and then being able to log into Live but not play anything due to the ongoing DDOS attack, I thought it might be informative to check Microsoft's official service status page to see exactly what's affected.
A lounge of lizards have taken down Xbox Live
Technically a group called Lizard Squad but if they had bothered to look into it they would have discovered that a group (or herd) of lizards is called a lounge. So there.
From Attack of the Fanboy:
- The Lizard Squad taking down Xbox Live was a “Christmas Present” to Microsoft the group said. They threatened this is just preparation for more things to come during the lead up to Christmas.
And for people that support this group of hacktivists, good on you, they have stuck it to the evil corporation Microsoft.
However, speaking for millions of paying Xbox Live members I would just like to play Destiny on my Xbox so could you stop. And don't ruin my Christmas either, I've asked Santa for new video games.
To be more clear, Microsoft aren't the ones being punished here, the millions of gamers you are keeping off Live are.
PS- The only reason I am writing this story is because I can't get on live!
Rolly has not really appreciated the store bought versions
We had been planning this advent calendar for a few weeks. Yesterday, Rolly told us we needed to go to Chapters tomorrow to buy him an advent calendar of his own. Our last production steps may have been rushed but our papercraft, Minecraft Advent Calendar greeted Rolly when he woke up this morning. The Minecraft blocks are full of Lego from the Minecraft Crafting set. I am not spilling any secrets here, the manual was provided next to the boxes.
The character on top is Rolly's Minecraft character. He created the skin himself.
Two members of the Xbox One percent deigned to step down from their white towers
Just so you are aware of Herd of Cats' dedication to timely and accurate coverage, this photo was taken last Saturday. Meh... Herd of Cats. Where we get around to posting things eventually.
Oh yeah. Accuracy is impotent two.