HoC E3 Update: New Xbox Console Announced

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 June 2016

Technically E3 doesn't start until tomorrow

    Introducing the Xbox One S

    Play the greatest games lineup, including Xbox 360 classics, on a 40% smaller console with up to a 2TB hard drive 4k Ultra HD video, High Dynamic Range, and a streamlined controller. Just don't let its size fool you, the Xbox One S is the most advanced Xbox ever.

40% smaller, internal power supply finally (no brick), controller supports bluetooth, multiple HD sizes available, white, vertical stand option.

So yeah, DOOM came out

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 June 2016

You should be interested...

On the other hand, instead of jumping in full price you could wait until the price drops to a reasonable amount. Like Rainbow Six Siege. Coxxorz and I waited until it dropped to $29.99 which coincidentally was close to six months.

Considering the sheer amount of internal microtransations built in to Rainbow Six Siege I was happy I didn't buy it at full price. I would have been more pissed of than I am.

Note: This isn't abuse or sarcasm. This is content.

Full map reveal: Ghost Recon Wildlands!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 June 2016

Second thoughts about Ghost Recon Wildlands disappeared when I started enjoying Rainbow Six: Siege

Via GameRant.

HoC Random Sacrifice of the Day - 06102016

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 June 2016

Rolly C and Blackwalt play Goat Simulator

I would just like to state for the record that I believe Rolly C should be presenting a better role model to me. Leading me down the path of ritual sacrifice is not representative of proper life choices.

Also for the record, only one human was sacrificed for the achievement... and four goats. Since we were playing as goats, technically, that may have been worse.

Some Overwatch Fun

By Akuf - Posted on 09 June 2016

I wish I had a video of this.

I was playing as Reinhardt (naturally)

He has an ability where he can charge and take everyone in his path.

So, I used this ability when I saw a bunch of my enemies lined up.

I charged caught four players and flew right of a cliff...

If that is not an HoC moment I don't know what is.

Oh and I got play of the game.


By Stormblade - Posted on 09 June 2016

So, lately I have been veery confused about the games we are NOT talking about. Games which should have been driving us all crazy with anticipation, but have had barely any coverage at all, or got picked up late. First was SW: Battlefront, which I understand wasn't worth it when it came out (and I bought anyway ...), but would be an awesome team game. Then there was R6: Siege, which Blackwalt and Coxxorz discovered six months after it had lost any interest to anyone else. Now there's Doom.

Freaking Doom!! WTF!

Anyway, it's Doom. You know, DOOM! THE first person shooter, modernized, but still reviewed as being true to the original. Even Yahtzee likes it, and he hates everything!

I don't know who you people are anymore.

HoC Random Invisible Terrorist of the Day - 06092016

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 June 2016

"In the Streets of Barrhaven the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. Herd of Cats' Rainbow Six Operatives who investigate terrorist activities and the District AI Terrorists who initiate these activities. These are their stories:"

But he's right there! Right fricking there!But he's right there! Right fricking there!

During the initial stages of Rainbow Six: Siege you can scout out the map with drones and mark the opposing forces locations on the map.

In theory anyway. In practice there are some glitches in the matrix.

    Sat. May 21st Coxxorz and Blackwalt enjoyed a co-op day in Barrhaven. The game of choice was Rainbow Six: Siege ($29.99 right now). This day produced many humourous events. We choose to share them with you.

HoC Random Meme of the Day - 06082016

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 June 2016

So... I found this...

When SeanMCR evacuates Fort McMurray...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 June 2016

...he really evacuates Fort McMurray.

Revisiting the Archives: HoC Live #114

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 June 2016

The Chris Mouse comics get trickier every year...

This comic originally ran December 2014. Yet another favourite involving SeanMCR and open flames.

So have I done this to death yet? Can I stop?

Original appearance.

Agents of Mayhem revealed by Volition

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 June 2016

Volition, of course, is the developer of Saints Row

This is an open world game about superheroes all set in the Saints Row universe. Or loosely translated, "must buy".

Via VG24/7.

Goats in Space!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 June 2016

Rolly C and Blackwalt get abducted by a UFO

I probably shouldn't have told them that we weren't cows. That is when we got dumped in orbit.

Sadly no flaming terminal velocity. Shortly after the end of this video we appeared on the ground with no fanfare.
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HoC Random Goats of the Day - 06052016

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 June 2016

Rolly C and Blackwalt play Goat Simulator

Quite obviously Rolly C is the white goat with the halo. Blackwalt is not.Quite obviously Rolly C is the white goat with the halo. Blackwalt is not.

Once Rolly C discovered that Goat Simulator was available it was only a matter of time until we were playing it. In this case time was defined as how long it took him to run downstairs and find the second controller.

FYI: Goat Simulator supports couch co-op for up to four players.

Games with Gold June 2016: Goat Simulator

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 June 2016

I know that you all love goats, some of you more than you should. Download Goat Simulator online or find it prominently displayed on your Xbox One dashboard. Then go have some fun with your goats!

The virtual goats! The virtual goats! Not the... just, just... ewww.

HoC Random Ferris Bueller of the Day - 06042016

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 June 2016

Most awesome post credit scene mashup ever!

Via imgur.


The Xbox Store is selling Battlefield™ Hardline Standard Edition for just $6.00 CDN. Battlefield 4 is just $4.50 CDN. It is part of this week's Deals with Gold.


"A guy with army camo, pink cutlery, and interpretative dance."

-Rolly C (laughing)

Recruits so far:

● SeanMCR

● Blackwalt

● Coxxorz/Pwn Call

● AkuF*

● Graybush

● DarthLordLogan

* on a technicality

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