Ghost Recon Wildlands - Title Update 3

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 April 2017

Updates, patches, and fixes! Oh my!

I may have to commit to the Season Pass soon...


  • First Season of Live Season Challenges will be live on Tuesday, April 18th. The challenges and their requirements will be accessible from the game menu once the player is in-game.


  • Fixed a bug where the GPS would display the route for \"El Emisario\" instead of \"Special Transport\"
  • Fixed \"The Chemist\" teleporting when escaping in certain situations
  • Reload prompt no longer appears when accessing the command wheel
  • Fixed \"Marcus Jensen\" mission not updating for the client while in 2-players coop
  • Fixed an infinite XP exploit in extract missions
  • Fixed a bug where the VIP wouldn't appear in the truck when replaying \"Death Truck\"
  • Fixed a bug where \"Target too far\" would stay on screen in \"The Mole\" mission after locating the Unidad captain
  • Fixed missions NPC not spawning if the player leaves and return to the area in \"The mule doctors\"
  • Fixed a bug where El Cerebro's Assistant would not get into the car after failing the mission in \"El Cerebro\"
  • Fixed Bowman's call not triggering if the player fast travel during Pac Katari's call
  • Fixed the journalist not exiting the car if another player completes the \"Free the journalist\" objective in \"The journalist\"

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Guess what is now backwards compatible on Xbox One?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 April 2017

Just in time for this week's Sega Nite!

First Black Ops. Then World at War. Now Black Ops II. What's next? Black Ops 3?

You know what this means.

Yup. More Zombies!!!!

Amazon shipping fail

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 March 2017

Fortunately this order wasn't for me...

...and it was only two weeks late.

Too be fair this is most likely Canada Post's fault.

However, my original purchase of this order was February 11th. The product was released March 7th. It shipped March 23rd (two weeks after). It arrived on the 28th.

This is today by the way...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2017

HoC Random Comic of the Day - 031717

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 March 2017

More proof that Batman rules!

Via imgur.

Tales from the Dysclexic Peot

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 08 March 2017

The setting. Bedtime stories with step-daughter. The book. Disney's Never Girls.

The original text:

"Maybe I'll just pop into the kitchen and make some scones."

What came out:

"Maybe I'll just poop into the kitchen and make some scones."

She was holding a poop emoji stuffy in her arms as I said it. Much laughter at my expense ensued.

No Good Deed - Deadpool 2 Teaser

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 March 2017

With just a little too much Ryan Reynolds...

Some things should be left to the imagination. Not mine though, maybe Moricerevek's.

Zelda: Breath of the Wild is supposed to be quite good

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 March 2017

I wonder if Rolly will loan me his Wii U?

Read more at eTeknix who talk about Zelda: Breath of the Wild in the following understated terms:

“Possibly the Best Game Ever Made”.

Whoopsie. Bolivia doesn't like being the bad guys

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 March 2017

Ghost Recon Wildlands creates a diplomatic incident between Bolivia and France

Verbatim from Reuters:

    The Bolivian government has filed a formal complaint with the French embassy about a video game produced by a French company that portrays the South American country as an area controlled by drug traffickers, authorities said.

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Hello Ghosts...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 February 2017

Open Beta!

    We are really excited to announce that the Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands open beta will take place from February 23 at 6 am EST to February 27 at 6 am EST! You’ll be able to preload the game starting on February 21 at 6 AM EST. You can RSVP for the Open Beta here:
    The open beta is entirely playable in co-op! Gather your squad and create your own tactics to defeat the cartel. Prefer to go on stealth operations or dive into the enemy camp guns blazing? It’s up to you to decide!

Ubisoft has more!

Oscar Morales

By Akuf - Posted on 14 February 2017

I received a message from my buddy Betty Nukem this morning that I look like Oscar Morales from the Jurassic park game.
Yeah it is uncanny :p

To much of this is familiar.

By Stormblade - Posted on 14 February 2017

For those of us who have been obsessed with SW: Battlefront over the past few weeks, much of this will be very funny.

Some of it will hit a little too close to home to be funny.

HoC Random Schrödinger of the Day - 02122017

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 February 2017

Scientists continue their studies of the mystery that is SeanMCR

Via Fly Ash Comics.

HoC Random TV Repair of the Day - 021117

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 February 2017

The cheap TV I picked up from Graybush is starting to add up...

So you guys probably don't remember when I picked up the Best LAN Swag ever from Moricerevek. Buried in that story I mentioned how the $2.55 TV from Graybush was developing issues.

My original repair job on the 37" LG cost me a $2.55 capacitor and a little bit of disassembly and soldering time.

This time I had to replace three different parts. Three! Each one of them costing $1.75. Each! $5.93 total! (and some additional disassembly and soldering).


If this gets much worse I am going to have to start billing some of this back to Graybush!


By Stormblade - Posted on 11 February 2017

Three turkeys wandered through my back yard in Arundel this morning.

After careful consideration (for a half-second) I named them Blackwalt, Coxxorz and Graybush.


Cdkeys has raised the price of Assassin's Creed Unity Digital Codes to $3.29 CAD. Still fighting it out with that cup of coffee.


I wish someone looked at me the way you look at your rocket launcher.


To Graybush and his XM-52
(Black Ops 3 Zombies)

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