New Revek Movie The Velocipastor

By Akuf - Posted on 25 April 2019

Part priest, part dinosaur

The Velocipastor

HoC Random Generation Zero Dance of the Day - 020182019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 April 2019

The newest Generation Zero patch seems to have added anti-gravity

Additional video after the break.
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HoC Random Not a Cat of the Day - 020152019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 April 2019

He was parked when I took the photo, no idea what happened after I left

I'm never going to remember where I buried that bone...I'm never going to remember where I buried that bone...

I have no idea which game SeanMCR just rage quit...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 April 2019

...but he's not allowed to play it anymore!

Carlingwood Mall, Ottawa. The old Sears location.

HoC Random Ikea Instructions of the Day - 02102019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 April 2019

Not buying one even if I find it in As-Is. Coxxorz though...

Still prefer the Vinter or our own original Denta.

Via theCHIVE

HoC Random Cat of the Day - 02072019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 April 2019

How not to drive your car

"Furball! You're a better door than a window! Get down from there!"

I may have made an error in judgement

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 April 2019

Which we all knew was going to happen once I posted the last story

Despite EBGames best effort to disguise it, the full name of the game is Generation ZeroDespite EBGames best effort to disguise it, the full name of the game is Generation Zero

But let's face it, we all knew they had me once I saw cooperative open world. The giant robots are just a bonus. As are all the other sizes of robots.

Considering I just found out about this game today though, I may have made a rash, rushed decision. I will let you know.

I only got a chance to write this as I am waiting for the game to install.

Open world, coop, giant robots

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 April 2019

Generation Zero

So it's out now for $39.99 ($5 more digitally) and I had no idea it was even coming.

It's not reviewing really well (43%) but is still capturing a lot of interest, shows a lot of potential, and the developers have put out good communication about future plans and fixes.

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Something, something, Borderlands 3, something, something

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 March 2019

Did we play the first two?

Constantly, maybe?

Dead Trigger: Dolph vs. the zombies

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 March 2019

I am totally on board

Via io9.

HoC Random Truth of the Day - 03252019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 March 2019

Yep, yes, yes, absolutely, yep, and definitely

Via 9GAG.

Official Trailer: Dora and the Lost City of Gold

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 March 2019

You may say this is not of interest to us here. I might say that I already ordered my tickets.

    Having spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, nothing could prepare Dora (Isabela Moner) for her most dangerous adventure ever – High School. Always the explorer, Dora quickly finds herself leading Boots (her best friend, a monkey), Diego (Jeffrey Wahlberg), a mysterious jungle inhabitant (Eugenio Derbez), and a rag tag group of teens on a live-action adventure to save her parents (Eva Longoria, Michael Peña) and solve the impossible mystery behind a lost city of gold.

HoC Random Raptor Attack of the Day - 03232019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 March 2019

Well it was a safe workplace!

Blame the Ottawa Geek Market!

HoC Random Comic of the Day - 03192019

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 March 2019

May be a little more accurate than we would like

Via Reddit.

Xbox One patch for The Division 2 is only 42.3GB

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2019

In the words of Stacey Pilgrim, "Oh that's not that bad."

Technically better than the threatened 48-52GB.

As of March 18th, 2019. May vary in the future.

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