This is what our coffee runs have come to in 2020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 March 2020

Stupid Corona Virus just wants to suck the joy out of everything

HoC Random Lego of the Day - 03212020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 March 2020

These newfangled Lego designs are getting way too topical

No shortage for us as we stole a bunch of toilet paper from Pwn Call's stash.

Special Wednesday Night Sega Nite! Covid-19 Edition!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2020

Let's self-isolate together!

Let's try to break the five person gathering limit! We can do it! Virtually!

If it's only Pwn Call and I it will be Atlas. Any additional attendees and we will switch over to Zombie Army 4 or some other form of zombies.

This Wednesday, today, March 18th. (2020)

HoC Random COVID-19 Meme of the Day - 03142020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 March 2020

We should all calm down and listen to Iron Man

Via 9GAG

Anti COVID-19 measures enacted

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 March 2020

UPDATED: Sorry, I forgot that I usually write about how we come up with these things. This comic was a combined effort between myself, Pwn Call, and , yes, Dark Nightowl. It came out of a conversation on COVID-19 we were having in Ikea. The add on part about Graybush pouring beer into his cone had us all laughing while standing in the middle of an aisle. We may have drawn more than our usual stares from the other customers.

E3 2020 cancelled due to COVID-19 concerns

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 March 2020

Stupid Corona Virus just wants to suck the joy out of everything...

The news release from the E3 Expo Website is after the break.

HoC Random Sad Truth of the Day - 03062020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 March 2020

I think the CDC may be fighting a losing battle here...

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Space Engineers arriving on Xbox April 15

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 March 2020

Space Engineers! What could possibly go wrong?

More information from their blog post is after the jump.
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HoC Random Deal of the Day - 02292020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 February 2020

The full version of Dead Alliance is on sale for $5.84. For two more days!

We originally talked about dodging a bullet when we didn't buy Dead Alliance when it first came out.

However at $5.85 CAD for the full version supporting 2-8 player online coop it might be worth overlooking the 43% metacritic rating. There is a separate multiplayer only edition at $3.89. Don't buy that version.

I accept that it still may not be worth the $5.84 but I figure it's worth the experiment at less than $6.

And you can never go wrong supporting fully cooperative zombie killing games.


HoC Random Dancing Hitler of the Day - 02212020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 February 2020

Cause why not?

This is an Accolades Trailer for Zombie Army 4: Dead War released by Rebellion. Seems in line with the Zombie Army THRILLogy! video they released for Zombie Army Trilogy.

HoC Random Halo? Nerf? of the Day - 02202020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 February 2020

How about both?

I have moved away from Nerf darts toward Hasbro's Nerf Rival Line but this new Nerf version of the Halo Assault Rifle (MA40) may make me go back...

The highlight of the new lineup is a $50 motorized version of Halo's iconic assault rifle. The MA40 will come with 10 darts and a clip mechanism that automatically feeds the projectiles into the blaster's chamber.

HoC Random Too Much Nerf of the Day - 02152020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 February 2020

Is there really such a thing as too much Nerf?

While wandering through the aisles of ToysRUs (Canada) looking for a Valentine's Gift for Guba (where else would you look?) we accidentally stumbled upon the Nerf section.

As Rolly asked the question "I can't see any of the good Rivals like the Prometheus," he found me standing two end caps down. With my eyes gaping and my chin on the floor.

Both the Nerf Rival Nemesis and the Nerf Rival Prometheus were on clearance. The Nerf Rival Prometheus, including 200 Rival rounds as well as a rechargeable battery, was on sale for $104.98. The 100 round, no rechargeable battery, Nerf Rival Nemesis was on for $69. Either of these was an incredible deal but there was no way we were walking away without a Nerf Rival Prometheus. We did, however, need to get a cart to haul the sizeable box around the store.

HoC Random Brain Scan of the Day - 02152020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 February 2020

As there quite clearly is activity this is not Stormblade's brain (obviously)

Technically the correct name for this is Quantitative electroencephalography (or qEED). You can read more at qEEGsupport or just consider it a brain scan which is what I did.

Electroencephalography (EEG) is the measurement of electrical patterns at the surface of the scalp which reflect cortical activity, and are commonly referred to as “brainwaves”. Quantitative EEG (qEEG) is the analysis of the digitized EEG, and in lay terms this sometimes is also called “Brain Mapping”. The qEEG is an extension of the analysis of the visual EEG interpretation which may assist and even augment our understanding of the EEG and brain function.

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Please check out the funky hat required after the break.

EBGames eventually fulfilled my pre-order for Zombie Army 4

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 February 2020

I seems it was the least they could do

No compensation or anything. I am just supposed to consider myself fortunate that they tracked down a copy in Edmonton for me and shipped it to Ottawa.

Not as if I ordered it two weeks in advance or anything. How dare I order something online and expect to have no issues. I know! How dare I!

Although, to be fair, the District Manager did explain how they were going to prevent this from happening to future customers. Too bad for me, but I am glad I could help out future customers.

You would think that as a game selling company, EBGames would understand the importance of release dates but apparently not. They definitely didn't seem to care that they had missed it by an entire week. Seven days. A totally independent release date for other, non-Zombie Army games.

Once again, as stated previously, EBGames is training me to shop elsewhere.

And I do, for a lot of things. Unfortunately they were the only online retailer offering the Collector's Edition of Zombie Army 4:Dead War

HoC Random Deal of the Day - 02112020

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 February 2020

The digital version of The Division 2 is on sale for $3.99

That's less than $5 for a AAA game. I paid full price and wasn't upset as I put a ton of time into the game. You should grab this if you have any interest at all.

Tom Clancy's The Division® 2 on sale for $3.99.
I have no idea where Pwn Call is either.

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