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http://www.asylum.com/2008/04/28/would-you-rather-kelly-or-the-optimus-k...

Well it's pretty obvious I would choose Kelly but I am curious as to see who/what would the members here choose.

Has it really been 3 months since my last blog post?? Geez. Slacker.

Anyway, I am stuck in a conundrum. I am simply am running out of games to play. I still play COD4 regularly, but it's getting a little old. The last purchase (GTA IV) was a disaster and will absolutely become the first game I have ever traded in. I simply do not wish to see it in my collection anymore and I can't bear just throwing it out after spending $65 (whimper) on it. R6V2 was nearly as bad, but I have managed to keep playing it, except for the fact that I am stuck on a level where I am by myself and the bad guys keep killing me no matter what I do. It gets tiring after the, oh, 100th failure. Read more

A fond memory from last week's gaming
I played COD4 last week. For one night. No one was on but Stormblade and A Troll so I joined them. It was one of my fondest gaming memories for the past while.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
Send me an invite and I will FUCK YOU UP, break my foot off in your ass and leave you so damaged it'll hurt to FART. See if I don't!

Bunch o' fuckin' ASS TURTLES!

Fuck off.

Hmmm Revek did you volunteer for testing?

read some of the comments on the original blog they are hilarious

like "looks like the last frame from a german s*x video"....LOL

original link http://gizmodo.com/388049/pepper-spray-gel-ensures-your-attackers-eyes-g...

....even for me

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14682

Let me start by saying this post has absolutely nothing to do with video games, movies, sales, porn or coxxorz.

I just needed to vent that I was not able to bench press 325lbs today. :(
Actually I did with help, I guess my record will remain @ 305...Damn the road to 400 is taking longer than I thought

But at least this didn't happen to me: Read more

Just general randomness.

I am confused by Stormblade who complains about how poor the game is but just rocked in Cops and Robbers last night. He not only got the sole kill as a robber (shooting a cop on the freeway in a moving car from a moving car) he also won the cop side by running over the robber's leader in his cop car before Coxxorz and I even found our own rides.

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After many, many weeks away from the Xbox 360, I returned and logged-in to be greeted by a system update message. You know what I'm talking about... "after update your console may restart" blah blah blah. Yeah... you guessed it. The update applied... the console rebooted... no video... and the $%^&#!! red ring of death!!

A quick visit to the Xbox support site indicated a hardware fault. Well... the thing was working prior to the software update... shouldn't that suggest a software fault?? Read more

Look at me, I'm Q-bert.

Actually this vid is quite well done...

I use a Nyko Gameface 360 to personalize my Xbox 360. And it works pretty well although I don't use any of their software to create my faceplates.

Here is the new one:

You'll have to guess what game its themed after.

i thought that this site was going to be used for something cool, other than making fun of people. Can't we all just put down our crak...controllers and go see a summer movie?

This man is coming to town:

Father narrowly escapes

Young boy trapped in play structure: Wild birds lured in by food discarded by squirrels (note the bird feeder)Well, in my defense, I had to sneak away to get the camera so that I could blog this...

Yes as Rolly and I were playing in his new play structure we heard a tremendously loud flurry, a thundering flutter of seemingly thousands of wings as we were descended upon by a flock of wild birds in a scene not unlike Alfred Hitchcock's Birds. "AIIIIEEEEE" screamed Rolly jumping the rest of the way up ladder into the safety of his father's arms. His father gasped in surprise at the nearness of this bird encounter and slowly peered around his son to see what visions of horror had invaded his backyard.