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Episode: Being like Coxxorz.

After reading about Serious Sam. I decided to give Coxxorz trick a try.
And I will do it after coming back from the hospital.
Chinup girl came over to come with me to the hospital to offer her support.
We went to the hospital everything is ok (phew).

I said hey, let's go to Best Buy I want to try something. I actually had the Sears ad. Read more

Episode: The Beginning of the End?

Some of you have asked why the celibacy. Well it's just something I do every now and again. Recently I have discovered a potential health problem (will find out today) no not an STD. But this is not the reason.

All I can say is through all my conquests every once in a while there is one girl who fills that big black hole in my chest where a heart is supposed to be. Read more

It's not hard to add photos, why am I doing it?

That no one has even mentioned this: http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/zombieapocalypse/review.html?om_a...

On here yet.
Weird

Some of us here are actually old enough to have colonoscopies.
I know QBert has, I have as well. Here are some funny comments made by patients.
I actually said #1.
Except I said: "You should be honoured as you're going where no man has gone before"

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! Read more

Husband asks his wife: "If I won the lottery what you do?"
Wife Responds: "I would take half and leave you"
Husband: "Great I won twelve bucks here is six and get out"

Ok really I don't but here you go:
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Episode: I lost count.

Well Volleyball Girl #4 and I went for breakfast this morning at the Lieutenant's Pump.
She over hears this other group girls talking about Megan Fox's thumbs and how disgusting they are.

Side note: This is the second time I had this conversation this week about Megan Fox's thumbs. I already knew what they looked like. I actually want to re-watch Transformers to see if I notice them. Read more

Contains actual surveillance footage

Fairly certain this wasn't you guys.

Ok it is not as verbose as the original. But, since seeing swag's questionnaire way of answering here is my response to HoC two anniversary.

favourite story:
- I must say it will have to be Swag's failed conquest of Egyptian Girl.

favourite story series
- My ongoing saga with Chin up girl. (too many links to post so I just included the first one)

Because I was laughing so hard when I read this!!!!!!
Not sure if it is legit but still....

http://www.bordom.net/view/27435/the_love-cave-between-my-legs

It's SFW...my my....LOL...

Two things to notice.
She mentions so many long months of abstinence
Look at her marital status....LOL

http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=0665000FS10125867...

Two days after my birthday too!

You don't hear or see very often.
DisasterPiece scared?!?!?! WTF?
I am sure if some of you were present you would be laughing at my expense.
One of my personal training clients asked if we can go to the Queensview goodlife location because her kids liked the child minding there. I agreed. Read more

I can see Coxxorz jumping on this or even Revek....

http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_13032102

...Bloody lazy to take a pic an upload it
I have no idea if it has anything to do with this

But the HoC on Live link disaplays this:

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