I think most of you should watch this
"Gives you the capability to ejaculate more powerfully and as a side note it also enables you to shoot further. If you have any use for that"...lol...
My wish has come true!
Remember how I created an article a couple months ago wishing that they just make a Linux console... well my dream has come true. Didn't expect it to be so soon.
Next wish ... time to aim higher. Perhaps the abolishment of organized religion? Vive la Science.
Well we all know that this is true
Pictures speak louder then words.
Official Government Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that
It's moments like these
That make me seriously wonder whether or not America is worth saving.
Long read about Sept. NPD numbers
Where Xbox 360 wins on a technicality
If you are bored here is GamaSutra's article NPD: Behind The Numbers, September 2008.
And yes, Mr. Nintendo fan boy, the Wii sold more but the 8.1 attachment rate by the Xbox 360 is the number that the publishers care about owning Nintendo's 5.5 and Sony's 5.3. Do I need to explain attachment rate to you?
Trade goods
Does this really need a link?
This isn't auto-biographical at all.
I was quite humbled last night
I know, I know...What?? Aku humbled??...WTF?
Well this cute girl ( brunette about 125lbs solidly built ) did 70 FULL chinups last night.
It was love at first sight. So, I approached her we went for coffee @ starbucks and started chatting.
As soon as we sat down, she lays this one on me:
"I know who you are and I am not falling for your charm. Though I will admit you are the type of guy I would go for but you have to do more the smooth talk me into sleeping with you"
I was so thrown back that I became speechless! (yeah I know).
She then says: Read more
ok this actually....
...kinda happened between me and Revek one night.
Admittedly the French version is much more amusing but for the benefit of our friends south of the border who's second language is Mexican (which I am kinda fluent) or gangsta (I have no f*kin clue what they are saying) I posted the English version for them.
And the guy kinda looks me too boot!
note if you search for "on sort" you will find the rest of the series Read more
HoCs Chat?
Does anyone actually use the chat on the site? A simple question really.
How My Life Sucks
I went to EB Games today to pick up my copy of Fable 2 (shut up Stormblade). Yes, i do like to play story driven games with RPG elements. The same way I enjoyed Bioshock, Fable 1, Dead Space). I opened up the game and started to play. The begining character development is quite similar to Fable 1, where you are presented with situations which will determine if you will be a hero or a monster. Things like keep the wine away from the drunk, get the arest warrants for the guard, save the dog from the taunting from the bully, and so on. Read more
