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Official Government Announcement:


By Akuf - Posted on 23 October 2008

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that

Coxxorz's picture

Looks more like a Union JACK.

*lolz*

A Troll's picture

like to screw over the people.

MauriceRevek's picture

What would it be for the canadian goverment? The beaver? No pun intended.

Akuf's picture

you actually made a sex joke that kinda makes sense.

Kudos

Noir's picture

You could add something along the lines of: The government also has the tendency to tear when rough debates are being explored.

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