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By Graybush - Posted on 11 December 2008

No this is not a letter for Penthouse forum but instead a tale of two consoles. What I first believed to be my xbox getting in the Christmes spirit (with the flashing red and green lights) is apparently nothing festive or cheerfull at all. Bah humbug Microsoft, I hope you get a lump of freekin' cole in your stocking. Btw, I'm writing this from my PS3.

HardW00D's picture

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

Graybush, welcome to the stonecutters!!!!

Now then, to make your initiation complete, lets go out and buy you a shiny second xbox for just these occasions...

Stormblade's picture

HardW00D is right, you now need a second XBox. This is where you realize the addiction cannot be sated.

Graybush's picture

Apparently I'm so mad I can't even spell coal.

Stormblade's picture

You have not been properly initiated into the ranks of the hardcore XBox 360 users until you've experienced the RROD.

Welcome, brother.

Coxxorz's picture

1) to be using a PS3

2) to be away from the Xbox long enough to post on the site.

Welcome to the club, my friend.

Ice's picture

That you won't get a RRoD if you don't use the XBOX.

That is why I feel mine is safe.

MauriceRevek's picture

4 members have now had a RRoD, with Blackwalt getting 2? That 50% no?

Dark Nightowl's picture

We should get concrete numbers.

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