I have to share this...

Last night I was ahem...FORCED...ahem...
By a group of my nieces college friends to the Molson Great Canadian Keg Party and of course I invited a few of my own friends as well. Revek was busy working...

Anyway, needless to say my friends and my nieces friends took it upon themselves to celebrate my birthday last night and they spent quite a bit of money doing so.

So I meet this young ahem...20 something...ahem girl....
actual conversation or at least how I remember it

Girl: Hey you're hot and a body builder I like that
Me: uh...thanks but I am not a body builder
Girl: common you must be I bet you're a stripper also

At this point I am thinking ok she is going to be to easy let's see how far I can take this

Me: Well I will tell you I Am a condom model, I model them for porn movies etc. I have been asked to be the stunt c*ck on a few occasions. But I kindly declined.
Girl: I knew it you're a porn star!
Me: no, I did not say that I am a condom model. And if you're lucky I will show you later.
Girl: I am the luckiest girl in the world

I actually convinced some idiot that I was a condom model