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GTA4 gameplay experience #4

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 May 2008

Inside the Grand Theft Auto IV Liberty Statue of Happiness lies a heart of...

Well, just a heart really. A weirdly disturbing giant beating heart suspended from chains right where a real person's heart would be. It's chained in place.

And yes, it's beating.

Its took some work to get inside too. I had to arrange for Coxxorz to plummet to his death twice. It wasn't easy convincing him the second time, let me tell you.

Eventually, after watching Coxxorz fall to earth and splatter (heh, heh, the second time) I had to try it for myself.

I turned my helicopter sideways and crashed it blade first into the statue as I leapt from the cockpit to my seemingly certain death. But instead of joining Cozzorz in roadkill mode I landed on the Statue of Happiness's upper balcony (just) and from there found myself inside where I discovered a ladder. At the top of this ladder I found the giant beating heart.

And now we know that the way to Lady Happiness's giant beating heart is through a ladder.

I am thinking of opening up a package tour.

MauriceRevek's picture

An accomplishment for this?

Blackwalt's picture

I felt very accomplished at completing this unique task.

However, there was no Achievement.

Akuf's picture


MauriceRevek's picture

That is what I meant. Achievement. Leave for a week, and can't remember anything.

Akuf's picture

What is with the Transtesticle Tin Tin?

Are those supposed to be boobs?

MauriceRevek's picture

Pip Boy from the Fallout series. Fallout 3 is going to be a very good game, especially if you liked Oblivion. Same people making Fallout using the same engine, but set in the Fallout universe.

As for boobs, I think you need to look at the image again. He is pointing both index fingers while winking with one eye.

Akuf's picture

...your judgment of games (in this case I must admit yes) than your judgment of movies.

I're correct they are index feelings.

MauriceRevek's picture

You hope my judgment of games than my judgement of movies? I think you are missing some elements to your sentance.

Akuf's picture


ok I forgot the word better in between

Coxxorz's picture

Would you two ladies get a room?

Akuf's picture

Urban Dictionary which contains definitions for slang uses of words:

1. hun

short for honey, an endearing term
Hey hun, i missed you!

And no I am not calling you hun
Fargin Bastage Icehole

MauriceRevek's picture

Main Entry: Hun
Pronunciation: \ˈhən\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English Hunas, plural, from Late Latin Hunni, plural
Date: before 12th century
1: a member of a nomadic central Asian people gaining control of a large part of central and eastern Europe under Attila about a.d. 450
2 aoften not capitalized : a person who is wantonly destructive : vandal busually disparaging : german; especially : a German soldier

I don't know, but I think the term is rather appropriate.

Unless you were thinking of hon,
5 entries found.

honey[1,noun]honey[2,verb]honey[3,adjective]honey locusthoney sac


See Honey

Main Entry: 1hon·ey
Pronunciation: \ˈhə-nē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural honeys
Etymology: Middle English hony, from Old English hunig; akin to Old High German honag honey, and probably to Sanskrit kāñcana gold, Latin canicae bran
Date: before 12th century
1 a: a sweet viscid material elaborated out of the nectar of flowers in the honey sac of various bees b: a sweet fluid resembling honey that is collected or elaborated by various insects
2 a: a loved one : sweetheart, dear b: a superlative example
3: the quality or state of being sweet : sweetness
4: an attractive woman

which would be the abbreviation for honey, as in the affectionate term used by couples. And no, there is no way in hell that I would ever call you hon. Strange that you would think so though.

Akuf's picture

Urban Dictionary which contains definitions for slang uses of words:

1. hun

short for honey, an endearing term
Hey hun, i missed you!

And no I am not calling you hun
Fargin Bastage Icehole

Blackwalt's picture

No problem Hun!

Akuf's picture

I am not even going to touch this one...

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