I'm in the mood for... ZOMBIES?

Yes, after being continually underwhelmed by the antics in SpawnDie: Modern Backout 2, I'm ready for a change...

And this is as good a time as any to bring out that much-ignored copy of Left 4 Dead 2! You all bought it when it was on sale, right? When it was pointed out by Blackwalt? Like three pages ago? No matter, it's still available. But your foolish failure to follow our forewarnings will cost you a further $30 fee. Not to mention the unnecessary alliteration. And don't say I didn't warn you.

All right then, get your stupid lazy asses to the video store and rent a copy. Just don't be the fifth one in.