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By Akuf - Posted on 15 June 2009

Bodybuilders that can make use of this

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AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Akuf on June 17, 2009 - 8:17am.

Just read:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-com...

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Damn
Submitted by Q-Bert on June 17, 2009 - 8:34am.

You beat me to it.

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BTW...
Submitted by Akuf on June 15, 2009 - 12:58pm.

I thought this was a joke at first. But it appears to be something that is actually available.

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I was just going to say...
Submitted by Swag on June 15, 2009 - 7:50pm.

that I hope that this is a joke. I don't understand your reference to body builders though...

And I'm still waiting for the three sea shells.

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Here
Submitted by Akuf on June 15, 2009 - 11:19pm.

I don't understand your reference to body builders though

I know some guys that there Lats and arms are so big that they can not reach behind them to wipe.

I am actually not sure how they do it to be honest.

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I guess when you're that big
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 16, 2009 - 1:23am.

...you're too dumb to think of reaching under.

But seriously, anybody who "doesn't want to touch dirty toilet paper", clearly has problems with their technique.

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Actually
Submitted by Akuf on June 16, 2009 - 1:32pm.

Even that would also be a problem because if they are Symmetrical their pecs and core would also be large enough to prevent that.

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Okay...
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 16, 2009 - 2:50pm.

How are these abominations able to stay alive with being able to perform basic life functions, let alone having sex?

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Most of them..
Submitted by Akuf on June 16, 2009 - 3:04pm.

Are Juice cases so the naturally eunuched themselves. Though that is a well known myth in the steroid use world. What really happens is your body stops producing testosterone naturally. Because the steroids enhance testosterone production. So your body tries to compensate by not producing it's own.

And now you know the reason I am not on steroids.

Now for the naturally freakish guys and there are a lot of them out there. Well all I can say sucks to be them.

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Yeah, I've heard that.
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 17, 2009 - 12:35am.

I'll just stick to injecting directly into my biceps.

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Yeah Right
Submitted by Akuf on June 17, 2009 - 7:41am.

Well that guy you're talking about (Greg Valentino) if you look here; http://forum.outerspace.com.br/showthread.php?t=178625 his before pictures when he was supposedly natural he looks in amazing shape. What an idiot!

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Boom!
Submitted by Q-Bert on June 17, 2009 - 7:15am.

n/t

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Here's a mental picture for you
Submitted by Q-Bert on June 16, 2009 - 11:01am.

The truly obese have to use towels... beach towels...
Can you imagine doing the laundry with that ?

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Just ask
Submitted by Akuf on June 16, 2009 - 3:05pm.

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