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I watched this...


By Akuf - Posted on 18 December 2008

And it reminded me of...oh nevermind...

Swag's picture

This video is actually really good, and since Q-bert is in it, I'll give it a:

Swag's picture

Ah well, the video itself was actually pretty funny.

Akuf's picture

Has it happened to you?
oh wait...
A woman actually has to talk to you first....

Coxxorz's picture

That's news to me. If I'd known, I would have worn pants.

A Troll's picture

as the terrible singing is emblazened in my memory. And you guys bagged on "Don't shoot me Santa"!

 

Noir's picture

I thought this was going to be something really stupid, till the song hit the 30 second mark. Thank god I was the only one in the office because I was laughing my lungs out.

Coxxorz's picture

I caught this on TV the other night and LOLed my ass off... suffice it to say Mrs. Coxxorz wasn't as impressed.

Akuf's picture

You can relate...lol

MauriceRevek's picture

It's a song about AKU! And before you go and deny it, this is exactly what happened to you when we went to see the XXX hypnotist Tony Lee.

This is a comedian hypnotist that does the colleges in Canada, with a XXX show. One of the things that he programmed Aku was to have an orgasm whenever someone squeezed his hand. This was supposed to be canceled when he walked out of the show, and everythign would go back to normal, but because of contradictory commands form another hypnotist performing that night, he did not get deprogrammed.

From there, we went to an Irish pub.

The one where he usually hangs out.

Where a bunch of his friends hang out.

Where a couple of girls he wanted to pick up happened to be that night.

To which he had to go say hello.

By shaking hands.....

It was a good thing I was there to explain the situation to his friends or he would have been peper sprayed that night.

Oh, and he was also programmed to call all every number in his phone book and tell them that he liked it up the @$$. He had the directory to the company for which we worked for at home. He wanted to call everybody, including the president and leave them all a message that he... well....

Akuf's picture

to post this here

This has never happened to me...yet...

Akuf's picture

...I was actually waiting for you to post this...lol

Akuf's picture

you didn't upload the mp3

See this also happened what? 5-6 years ago and yet it is the only thing you have on me

Bastage!

Akuf's picture

I found the mp3 that hobanator sent...lol
I was in tears laughing oh the memories....

Akuf's picture

...I didn't actually do it in my pants...
It was all verbal

Coxxorz's picture

I thought that stuff was all bogus. I never saw a post-hypnotic suggestion work outside of the actual "show" before. Some part of you must have wanted to tell everyone about your back door fetish all along.

Akuf's picture

So Revek, would have a funny story to say at the wedding

MauriceRevek's picture

The last defence of the guilty. "It was all a joke your honor, I did not mean any of it."

Stormblade's picture

Was that Q-Bert doing the cleanup in Aisle 3?

Coxxorz's picture

I thought that was Justin Timberlake.

Stormblade's picture

It was an inside joke.

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