If you wonder why Maurice never posts comments...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 September 2007

It's because he never logs in beforehand. Tragic really. All his comments making fun of me will just remain in the moderation queue and rot there.

Really.... tragic...


By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 September 2007

To the first person who can get me a receipt from EB Games for any used game, dated between June 3 and August 7. Good for one adult admission to an actual movie theatre (my apologies for making you leave the house). Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Halo 3 advertising campaign take 2 -- the comics.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2007

Updated. Halo 3's somewhat ridiculous Ad Campaign is being mocked by web cartoonists:

Ctrl-Alt-Del comments on the variety of unrelated products. Read more

I blame Coxxorz for making me a winner.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2007

What am I ever going to do with 3 Xbox 360's

Blackwalt, way to go!

You have been selected as a potential winner in the Pepsi®, Frito Lay*, Doritos* and Gatorade® GAME ON with SIDNEY CROSBY Promotion! That means you could be the winner of an Xbox 360™ Core video game and entertainment System. Read more

Colin McRae, 1968 - 2007

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2007

For Snuffy D and Coxxorz. Copied and pasted from CodeMasters.

Everyone at Codemasters, especially those who worked directly with Colin McRae, is deeply shocked and saddened by the tragic events of this weekend.

The loss of Colin McRae is deeply distressing. That it involved his son and another so young makes it even more tragic. Our thoughts are with his family and those closest to him and we share in their pain. Read more

Learning from an experienced parent

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2007

Although Pebbles may deny Q-Bert's parenting experience, technically, he has been a parent longer than I.

I got to watch in awe as he taught a valuable life lesson to his four year old daughter.

Q-Bert very careful, patiently, and with great skill showed his daughter how to properly hold a shotgun. "One hand here for reloading," and the "other one here under the stock to reach the trigger." Read more

I've been away too long

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 September 2007

For those of you who wonder about the differences between French and Quebecois (anyone??), Q-Bert translated this message I sent to him in French.

Je n'etais pas capable de lire l'Angais, mais quand meme, je serais la.

Avec mon XBox 360.

Translated into Quebecois:

J'chus pas capable de lire ton crisse d'anglais, mais m'a etes la quand meme, s'ti.

J'amene mon 360, pis j'vous en crisse toute une....

Obviously, I've been away too long.

Overlord Anonymous

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 September 2007

I have developed a disease. A sickness really.

It's called Overlord, and it's all Blackwalt's fault.

You know, it started with the usual "I have this game you should see. I think you'd like it." So I watched him for a bit and it looked ok. I then downloaded the demo and it was pretty fun, so I picked up the game on eBay to give it a try.

It's a good thing I don't answer to anyone right now. Read more

How Halo 3 Attacked

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 September 2007

An interesting article over at Brandweek titled Strategy: Anatomy Of An Onslaught: How Halo 3 Attacked.

It talks about the advertising campaign informing us of what we already knew: Halo 3 is coming out.

Hostage Rescue in the Oasis

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 15 September 2007

My team and I have finally cleared the escalators from all of the terrorist, and are ready to rescue the hostages. Before we proceed, we resupply ourselves at the conveniently placed crate of weapons and ammo. Better change my smoke grenades to flashbangs so I can stun the terrorists.

Further down the hall, I can hear the terrorists arguing with one another.

"Put down the gun!"

"No you put down the gun!"

"I told you first!"

"Sez you!"

"Yo mama"

and so on. Read more

How did we miss this Hot racing game?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 September 2007

I know Coxxorz is buying this for sure.

This has been buried because it is releasing the same day as Halo 3.

But still, we should have seen it.

Unfortunately, "with up to two players," is a direct quote.

Friendly Fire is ON!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 September 2007

[HOC] INSERTNAMEHERE killed Teammate

And that pretty much covers our night of Rainbow Six Vegas

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last nade
If I wind up dead oh well
I'll never remember that I'm playin co-op
I'm gonna give it every grenade I've got
Lady luck please let the incendiary stay hot
Let me kill a mate with every grenade
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas,
Viva, viva las vegas
Read more

PGR4 has gone gold...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 September 2007

I saw this at TeamXbox.

Bizarre Creations has posted a news release announcing that Project Gotham Racing 4 Has Gone Gold. Complete with a list of all included cars.

Blackwalt: 3, HOC: 0

By Stormblade - Posted on 14 September 2007

Or, How to Throw a Grenade with Friendly Fire Turned On

So last night was a gaming night that probably shouldn't have happened. It started with Blackwalt and Stormblade attempting multiplayer in Overlord.


Then, our intrepid heroes decided to switch to 'Old Faithful' - Rainbow 6 Vegas.

This may have, in hindsight, been a bad decision. The comedy of errors began with our heroes starting a game that Revek joined. Both heroes were actively deriding Revek for being unable to work his headset, providing profanity-laced advice on how to fix the problem. Read more

Bio of a Team Killer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 September 2007


[HOC] Blackwalt has committed suicide
[HOC] Moricerevek has been killed by a team mate
[HOC] Stormblade29 has been killed by a team mate

I confess. I killed them. It was me. I did it and they deserved it. All of them! Die! Die! Die! Read more


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