Herd of Cats

Here is the proposed new template format that I will implement here next week.

A Waukegan man returned home from work last week and realized he had been burglarized, including that most sacred of treasures: his porn collection.

In keeping with the rodent theme (mice, rats ... work with me here), here is the list of Pinky & the Brain "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" quotes that was published in the Inquireror many moons ago. Enjoy.

THE COMPLETE "PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" LIST

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B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
P: You have no idea.

AN 102 - Win Big
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour? Read more

Foobies, that's why! Especially wrapped in leopard fur...

Oh, and if you're a fan of Kari Byron on Mythbusters, you'll want to check THIS out. (NSFW)

I had meant to do some of this each day all week, but due to a very busy week at work and some other really important, time-consuming things (shut up, Coxxorz!), I didn't get to it. So here's one and maybe I'll do another tomorrow.

WHY COFFEE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills. Read more

This is a transcript of a chat I had last night with Q-Bert where he is attempting to plan his arrival in MTL from his weeklong cruise in the Bahamas with Blackwat, wives and kids. Read more

Ok I need to stop talking the cheap drugs, even though I can get cheap drugs.

I swear every time I come to the site today it looks different.

*takes the medication away from coxxor as well*

What a cozy little website! It's awfully cold outside and it doesn't look like anybody is using it, so I think I'll make myself at home. First a few changes are in order...

While last month's console sales were closer, this time it's a lot different. I'll just cut to the chase.

The full charts are as follows:

Nintendo DS - 587.6K (from 251K)
Wii - 432K (from 274K)
PlayStation 2 - 351.8K
PlayStation 3 - 280.8K (from 269K)
Xbox 360 - 254.6K (from 230K)
PSP - 243.1K (from 230K)

"I don't give a shit about console sale figures"

"Who cares? I like my Xbox 360, that's all that matters"

"I am going to see Hannah Montana in 3D, so there"

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Nothing happened newsworthy today either, so I'm going to have to make stuff up on the fly.

I'm complaining about rewards programs, and how they assign points for items. It seems totally random, and in this case just pissed off a customer.

I'm a member of Mariott reward and collect points when I travell. Points wise I've cashed in a couple of free nights. Not alot, but it has paid off. Read more

Therefore there is nothing to report.

Seriously. I have always wanted to write that. Our connection/layover is in Cincinnati and nothing is flying into Cincinnati because of snow.

Delayed by Monster lizzard. You either get it or you don't.

That fact that this even exists is really scary, but the product reviews are seriously worth the read!

Nothing interesting happened in the world today. Not even anything Blackwalt would think we'd find interesting.

Today the crew of the space shuttle,
Prepares to head for the stars!
Me and my fearless astronaut team
are off on a mission to Mars.

We're going to Mars,
We're going to Mars.
A mission is what we've got.
We're going to say, Roger a lot.

–The Backyardigans

I regret nothing!