Anybody playing tonight?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 August 2007

I got the fever for the flava...

Plus, Mrs. Coxxorz returns tomorrow.

:-/

See? I'm not the only one

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 August 2007

Haven't you always secretly (or not so secretly) wished that "Crotch Shots" were worth extra points? Or even worthy of an achievement? I mean why should Head Shots get all the glory? Look at the size of the average terrorist head, compared to their nads. It's huge! Much harder to send Mendoza's men packing with a surgical strike to their nether regions. Not to mention far more painful.

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Namco Bandai Games announces Warhammer®: Battle March™

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2007

MoriceRevek and Blackwalt are positively giddy!

Read the full press release at Namco Bandai Games.

But for now... "players will be able to control six unique armies – the Empire, Chaos, Skaven, High Elves as well as the all-new Dark Elf and Orcs & Goblins forces."

Orcs and Goblins and Skaven! Giddy, I tell you, Giddy!

TeamXbox has screenshots.

Change to Blog Settings

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2007

Blog entries will no longer post on the front page automatically.

If you want it to appear on the front page as well select Promoted to front page under publishing options.

Otherwise blog entries appear on the user's blog page or under Recent blog posts in the right hand column under the poll.

Oh, and vote in the poll!

Having Q-Bert as an employee...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2007

...must suck.

"What's the hurry?"
"This is supposed to work!?!?"
"Gawddam, this is hard!"
"The clients keep interrupting."
"I'm not paid enough for this!"
"Just a few more seconds, what's the hurry?"
"Bathroom break, be back in 30 minutes."
waaaaahmbulance, I swear ....

Adding inline images.

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 August 2007

OK, when you invoke Image Assist, and you select an image, make sure you keep "Not a URL" and then select a size to display. It will select thumbnail by default, which might not be what you wish.

All this together will permit you to display an inline image in your post/blog.

Having Blackwalt as a boss...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 August 2007

... must suck.

"Hurry!"
"Why doesn't this work?!?!"
"Gawddam, how hard could it possibly be?"
"My clients are calling!"
"I pay you too much!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"I will be in the bathroom if you need me..."
waaaaahmbulance, I swear ....

State of the Union

By Half-pint - Posted on 18 August 2007

As transcribed by Rolly. Edited for length. Honest

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Join the Rainbow

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2007

Rainbow Six Vegas.

Co-op Terrorist hunt. Look for Coxxorz and Blackwalt online around 10:00 tonight. I'll stop before midnight, Coxxorz will being fighting until sunrise. What can I say? He's more dedicated than I am. And also his wife is out of town...

You can always check our Xbox Live Status using the link in the upper right.

Like a Phoenix Reborn ...

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 August 2007

Ok, so maybe that's overly dramatic, but my XBOX 360 replacement shipped today! (insert little girl screech). I will laugh as I step over your charred remains in the near future. (here Patrick ... come out and play!)

BioShock confuses me.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2007

I know, I know, not hard.

But its previews were off the charts, its demo had everyone raving. Bill f***ing Harris said "I was looking forward to this game very much until I played the demo. Now, it's gone from "very much" to "fevered."" Fevered! As Snuffy D and Coxxorz know, I usually listen to Bill F***ing Harris.

BUT... and its a pretty big BUT... it breaks the cardinal rule of Xbox 360 gaming – NO MULTIPLAYER. So what is an HoC member to do?

Not just no co-op multiplayer, but no multiplayer period. Read more

So where is the HOC merchandise?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 16 August 2007

I see all these nice T-shirts and mugs. but nothing bearing the HOC logo?

I want a MUG!

Borderlands will ship with four player online co-op

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 August 2007

Update: Arrgh!! Chapters still has last month's issue...

The September issue of Game Informer announces GearBox's new FPS Borderlands. Read more

Ginger Lynn - Porn Star or Investment?

By Snuffy D - Posted on 15 August 2007

... work in progress. Battlefield 2 more pressing at the moment.

Sadly, Chris is not dead

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2007

And sends the following gentle reminder...

I would just like to point out that I was on a vacation I told you about and I just got back yesterday. I am not, as previously mentioned, dead. I think resurrecting from the dead is something one should only do once …

Also, my $$(#@# Xbox is not back from the dead yet.

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Wednesday, July 19, in celebration of National Hot Dog Day, IKEA is selling their famous 75¢ Hot Dogs for just 50¢.

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