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HoC X-Com Enemy Unknown – unlucky thirteen

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 August 2013

No one died but the news wasn't good for Cpt. Kar Loff

The research laboratory has started testing our HoC X-Com soldiers. It was only a matter of time before they started using you as guinea pigs. I totally approved of course.

To no one's surprise the report on Cpt. Kar Loff came back "No Gift."

"Really? I am shocked!" I replied to the research scientists who, no strangers to sarcasm from the military, immediately hung up.

Reading the rest of the report I had to call them back, "Major Sean MCR is gifted? Are you sure? How many time did you run the test? Can you run it again?"

I had no problem with Corporal Fire Chicken's results as I have discovered she is as unlike her brother as possible.

Nor did I have issues with the results from Squaddie N. Oir, Squaddie War Tactix or Major Fung Ster.

HoC X-Com Roster:

  • Colonel Claudia 'Hardcore' Schafer. Assault. Missions: 24. Kills: 47.
  • Colonel Storm 'Nix' Blade. Sniper. Missions: 22. Kills: 35.
  • Colonel Q. 'Cargo' Bert. Support. Missions: 22. Kills: 34.
  • Colonel I. 'Mr. Clean' Ce. Support. Missions: 19. Kills: 29.
  • Colonel Gray 'Casino' Bush. Heavy. Missions: 19. Kills: 33.
  • Colonel Dark 'Double Down' Nightowl. Assault. Missions: 20. Kills: 18.
  • Colonel Gren 'Specter' Del. Sniper. Missions: 9. Kills: 37. Wounded.
  • Colonel Hard 'Collateral' Wood. Heavy. Missions: 14. Kills: 27
  • Major Sean 'Vandal' MCR. Assault. Missions: 10. Kills: 16.
  • Major Personal G. 'Vixen' Reviewer. Undetermined. Missions: 14. Kills: 19.
  • Major Fung 'Atlas' Ster. Support. Missions: 11. Kills: 19.
  • Lieutenant Morice 'Ghost' Revek. Sniper. Missions: 6. Kills: 13. KIA
  • Sergeant Fire 'Blitz' Chicken. Assault. Missions: 3. Kills: 3.
  • Corporal War Tactix. Heavy. Missions: 2. Kills: 2.
  • Corporal Anime Shimmer. Sniper. Missions: 4. Kills: 4. KIA
  • Corporal S Wag. Assault. Missions: 4. Kills: 6. KIA
  • Corporal Pwn Call. Heavy. Missions: 5. Kills: 3. KIA
  • Corporal Stav R0. Assault. Missions: 2. Kills: 3. Wounded.
  • Squaddie A. Troll. Assault. Missions: 2. Kills: 2. KIA
  • Squaddie Kar Loff. Support. Missions: 2. Kills: 2. Wounded.
  • Squaddie N. Oir. Support. Missions: 1. Kills: 1.
  • Squaddie Arc Ha1c. Support. Missions: 0. Kills: 0.
  • Rookie J. DM. Sniper. Missions: 1. Kills: 0
  • Rookie A. Fadumamai. Undetermined. Missions: 1. Kills: 0 KIA
  • Rookie Snuffy D. Undetermined. Missions: 1. Kills: 0 KIA


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