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By Q-Bert - Posted on 24 March 2008

Actual Instant Message conversation between myself and Revek:

Jehreg

Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence we have ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.



Revek

Is there a joke in there?



Revek
oh god
I just got it



Jehreg
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's even better...



Revek
I had to say it out loud

Akuf's picture

"Revek
oh god
I just got it"

Got what? a Reptile dysfunction?
I think the reason why he didn't get it....[try to figure out what I am gonna say here]
:D

MauriceRevek's picture

I don't have a Reptile Dysfunction, or any variations thereof, so would have no familiarity with the subject whatsoever.

Thank you so much for explaining to everyone why it would not be possible for me to understand the joke.

On a side note, I vote that akufamumai should have his handle renamed to reflect his avatar: GF or Goat Fucker, SheepViolator, BaaadBaaadBoy (I groaned to when I wrote it), Wooly Wiener, FleeceCondom.

Should we start a new pole?

Akuf's picture

How about this Revek's animals and....oh nevermind...

Just say my name backwards

Q-Bert's picture

I groaned to when I wrote it

Not as much as I did when I read your whole comment...

And just in case you ever wondered how to write "Poll", it's displayed on the right column of EVERY PAGE.
(Yes, yes, I am also aware that there is a typo in the extract I quoted above...)

Akuf's picture

Again maybe he wants a "pole" wishful thinking?

Just say my name backwards

MauriceRevek's picture

Vielleicht sollte ich mit dem Schreiben beginnen in Deutsch

Q-Bert's picture

Well you can Saugen Sie meine Kugeln.

MauriceRevek's picture

"Saugen Sie meine Kugeln" -> "Soak up my balls"

Is this another way of saying you want to tea-bag?

Akuf's picture

Does this mean you were hoping to get tea bagged?

Just say my name backwards

MauriceRevek's picture

Guess I walked in to that one.

And before you say it, no I did not back into it.

Noir's picture

go watch some Red Dwarf.

Swag's picture

you guys shouldn't have any trouble with this one!

Coxxorz's picture

... that yours was mistaken for a fifth leg.

Stavr0's picture

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

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