Day one - on the run

Prior to my escape I had been part of an experiment involving monkey bars and swinging. Apparently my IQ wasn't high enough to warn me not to participate. The results were used by the Mad Scientist to find the correct specimen.

The pain was tolerable but getting worse....

The Mad Scientists had recommended Robaxacet. Dare I take it? Was this too part of the master plan (Were they capable of a master plan or were they winging it). The pain got worse, and with my mind weakened I caved. It was like a new world, a world where I could swing pain free. This drug rawks, there can't be anything wrong with this. (yawn) must sleep now. A deep sleep........