How did we miss Cow Week?

Because cows cause more annual (human) fatalities than sharks

[removed boring stuff here]...Discovery Channel producers had actually contacted his cows to star in a "Cow Week" reality series, but were too disappointed by the lack of drama to go through with it.

"When they saw a bunch of calm cows wondering around eating, being milked, and sleeping out on the pasture I thing they figured it out: no fussing and no fighting here! Maybe I was a little disappointed when they cancelled Cow Week, but I've heard the camera adds one hundred pounds to a cow and I don't think I could stand to see myself like that everyday!" wrote cow "Agent 414."

I'll never look at cow the same way again. I almost have more respect for Ice now. Almost. Mainly because of the fact he managed to live through his cow years.

Via Murch who spotted it on CBC.