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Who’s more Batman in your video gaming circle?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 October 2011

I'm so much more Batman that you guys it isn't even funny

Sadly I'm the Michael Keaton Batman and not the Christian Bale Batman. But still, Batman.

I've pretty much had this conversation with Stormblade – "Your birth was a tragedy all right" and/or long pause followed by "why?"

Batman Arkham City releases today! My copy is being shipped so I have no idea when it will show up.

Via NerdBastards.

Coxxorz's picture

Blackwalt = Michael Keaton
Stormblade = Val Kilmer
Aku = George Clooney

Akuf's picture

I resent that? CLooney really? I don't have a bobble head.

I should be Christian Bale for many reasons, main one... ahem.. I have hair.

Akuf's picture

Oh and another thing... out of everyone here I am the only one that actually has no fear. Hence all silly accidents that have happened in my life.


Let's see...

1) Splitting chin from the top of my lip from the top to the bottom of my chin thinking I was superman (I was 5).
2) I left half my left hamstring on a go cart track
3) leaving a good chunk of my right arm on a barb wire fence while in training
4) Broke my leg unlocking my door
5) Got the back door of UPS truck slammed into my face and knocked me out.
6) Got hit in the back of the head with a remote control plane
7) Getting knocked out be an OC Transpo mirror on the sidewalk
8) Got hit buy car slipped into a coma for 2 days
9) Tore my left ACL (ligament in the knee for those who don't know) trying to prevent myself from dancing with a fat chick.
10) dislocated my shoulder while rock climbing
11) nailed my foot to my roof
12) fell off my chair at work numerous times with one actually causing a concussion.
13) several cases of road rash while biking
14) had my nose broken by some idiot who punched me but wind up breaking his wrist and forearm.
15) got wacked in the back of the head several times with various bar objects.
16) while playing ultimate got the disc squarely in the nuts at about 80 km/hour (guessing)
17) while playing ultimate got kicked in the nuts...but that time I was wearing a cup unfortunately buddies foot got the one spot that wasn't covered.
18) Split my head open Running into Glass doors Remember that Revek

There are several others but I don't want to write a book I just added the more memorable ones.


Originally posted:

Stormblade's picture

While Val is cool and all, or at least was, I can't get into this Batman thing. Never was one of the super heroes I had any use for. Where's his X-ray vision, for Pete's sake??

Coxxorz's picture

Or regular vision, for that matter?

Swag's picture

canse he's lame.

Stormblade's picture

But he has Spidey senses! Hey Batman, where are yours?


Stormblade's picture

You can be Batman all you like.

MauriceRevek's picture

Marshmellow Man.

[edit]No! The Pink Marshmellow![/edit]

Stormblade's picture

Even when you try jabs you can't spell.

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