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The Pink Toolbox™


By Stormblade - Posted on 26 July 2011

My son has gone back home and I am now free to terrorize the site once again. I've had a few stories building up, so I will unleash them on you poor, unsuspecting souls over the next few days. MMMWWUUUUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So when I went to pick up our freezer from Revek (see here), he told me he had a house warming gift for us. I thought wow, cool, here I abuse this guy incessantly on the site and he's still kind enough to get us something. That Revek is a good guy.

He walks into his dimly lit garage and hands me a quite large box with a picture of a handy toolkit on it with all the basics. I was impressed. He says "Take it into the light." I do, and I see this:

The Pink Toolbox™The Pink Toolbox™

Wait, it gets better (or worse, depending)
Missing: Pink Electric Screwdriver (charging)Missing: Pink Electric Screwdriver (charging)

Worst part is, it's a handy little kit. Especially the electric screwdriver. Damn you, Revek!

My fiancé won't use the kit. She says it's mine. (sigh)

MauriceRevek's picture

How it says Apollo on the front. The Greek God of the Pink.

Coxxorz's picture

That's so sweet!

You're well on the way to building a pink zombie-fighting kit.

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