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That's pretty good. Where did you find that many chick avatars?!
It took quite a lot of searching. I put Swag with the prettier ones. Revek wouldn't notice, as long as they have a pulse.
Good call, cuz I think that one in the back is a tranny.
Will have to wait till Wednesday.
A Tomb Raider babe was there though.
WTF is a HOPA?
Isn't that a vacuum filter?
of any of you getting any with your so called techniques.
Guba
My dear Guba, getting them is the easy part. In fact it is too easy.
It's Keeping them however, that is the hard part. Because one of three things can happen:
1) They usually get attached to me. I don't easily get attached. I am very up front and honest, I let them know what it is I am expecting, most of the time they have this fantasy that I will change my mind. In this case they try to 'convince' me they are the one and it usually ends up with a nasty split. A few stalkers have come out of this.
2) Almost the opposite of #1, they are usually girls that grow on me. But when they realize I am a pretty nice guy they tend to get bored and leave. This usually ends up with me getting really pissed and usually resorts to #1.
3) Where I will get bored and I will just leave this in turn, will turn into #1.
Also, because getting them is too easy #1 is usually the result. I know what I am looking for and I will not settle for anything less. And until I find what I am looking for I will continue to do what I do. Why? Because I can.
I know a lot of women out there thing I am arrogant and a jerk (these are usually the ones that fall into #1). But really it is my confidence in myself and the reputation I have built for myself amongst the socialites here in Ottawa. Some of the girls that fall into #2 actually promote me to others. But sometimes they usually all come back (in all scenarios) for some reason or another.
People call me a player, pick up artist etc. I really hate those labels. I am a guy that understands the social atmosphere and how to talk to and read people. The result I am really good with women. So sue me for using a skill that I developed over the last 20 some years.
I am fiercely loyal, and if I am with a girl I am with her and only her. But if I am not with one, I am with all of them.
Back at the ranch, Aku was feeling Mary ... and Joy ... and Kristy ... and Jane ... and ...
I know there is some kind of insult in there somewhere... I think..
It was an attempt at a humourous Cole's notes version of your post. Fortunately no one pays me for comedy.
Zing.
I had them when I needed them.
This was all over he net when it was originally posted: HOPA
We have an entire thread dedicated to it somewhere inside, but our search is so good that I cannot find it whithout wadding though pages and pages of content **cough** Stormblade crap **cough**.
[Update]
Wow. I found the original HoC post. I think yoru memory is starting to slip, YOU are the one who posted the thing!
First: it's HPOA!!! (Hot Piece Of Ass).
HOPA came from the misspelling blah blah blah.
But Swag??? really??
Oh wait, maybe it's Horrendously Overused Plastic Ass?
Your pretentious stereotypes will have to be directed elsewhere! Preferably at....well whoever.
HOPA came to be because trying to pronouce HPOA was not doable. HOPA sounds a lot better than HPOA. The creators of the term inverted the letters themselves to accomodate the pronouciation of the word.
Hormonally
Overloaded
Perverted
Aku
Hairy
Oversexed
Ponderous
Ape
...but I am not hairy