For the gamer that has everything

DealExtreme is selling a unique "LCD Gun Shooting Alarm Clock Set".

Priced at just $21.70 with free shipping (one of their more expensive items), this is a digital alarm clock that you "to get you out of bed as you will need to aim your gun and start shooting at the target". Translation: You shoot the clock to shut off the alarm.

It appears to be LED/IR based, but with these guys I wouldn't be surprised if it was a frigging green laser.

Depending on your skill level, you can choose between "Normal" and the ominous-sounding "Hard" mode.

Hidden bonus: you can record and use your favourite tune as the sound of your alarm! By tune I mean screaming, and by favourite, I mean Blackwalt.