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New Junk Food Diet


By MauriceRevek - Posted on 10 November 2010

I love the internet. Really, I do. Where else can you get more information as quickly. A book? What is that? Television? Maybe. But you have to invest too much time. Telepathy? Yech. The thought of actually spending 5 minute in Acku's mind sends chills up and down my spine. Not the good kind. And Q-Bert or Stormblade's mind? Forget about it. Be like taking a walk down Sadomasochist row. Blackwalt? Too much echo.

Nope. The internet. Where else can you find an article for the perfect diet. Although the part about cutting meat may be a bit extreme.

Maybe I can find a balance. Nice steak with salt and vinegar chips, deep fried broccoli (this does exist. Had it at Red Lobster with the fried calamary... calamarie... comelyfairy...) and a couple of Twinkies for desert with a milkshake chaser.

Akuf's picture

I am not even going to start on this.....

:p

Swag's picture

n/t

Coxxorz's picture

I've been on it for years.

But I'm not so sure about that part where they claim Twinkies are meat-free.

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