Operation Help Blackwalt Get An iPad

I was just deleting some typical Blackwalt whining emails, when it occurred to me that we haven't done this in a while.

And by "this" I mean this, not the whining. That happens all too regularly. But having missed out on his only chance to "acquire" one from work, the woe index has reached a fever pitch. And since there's apparently no way to convert stacks of free money into an iPad, I recommend we help him out the HoC way: enter a contest.

Fortunately, Gizmodo is having just such a contest. But don't worry, it's not as hard as the last one where you had to enter a number. They just want your email address. What harm could come from that?

I know you're all probably thinking what I'm thinking: "Screw this! If I win, I'm keeping it!" And rightly so. But bear in mind that they don't specify if it is a new iPad, or even a working one. Actually, there is no guarantee that it's not a stolen prototype, for that matter. What a perfect gift that would be!