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Cracked: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail
They used science!
Reason #6 shows us that Canadians will be particularly safe from the Zombie Apocalypse. It's actually the second #6 as they have two entries under the same number:
- After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid and not chasing down any screaming victims, no matter how delicious and Rascal Scooter-bound they might be. It's also safe to assume that zombies wandering around in a wintry wonderland are not going to be wrapped air-tight in plastic like we do with food, so freezer burn becomes an issue. Seriously.
Read the complete list of seven at Cracked.com.
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But the fact that they are dead and still somehow walking pretty much throws all applications of science out the window.
you would realize it's a virus! DuH!
"After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid..."
Which is true, but if it's a walking dead body– wait, why am I arguing with an imaginary friend?
I'm not imaginary, I'm like Snuffaluffagus... I'm never around when you need me.