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Cracked: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail


By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 August 2010

They used science!

Reason #6 shows us that Canadians will be particularly safe from the Zombie Apocalypse. It's actually the second #6 as they have two entries under the same number:

    After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid and not chasing down any screaming victims, no matter how delicious and Rascal Scooter-bound they might be. It's also safe to assume that zombies wandering around in a wintry wonderland are not going to be wrapped air-tight in plastic like we do with food, so freezer burn becomes an issue. Seriously.

Read the complete list of seven at Cracked.com.

Via our own Personal Games Reviewer.

Coxxorz's picture

But the fact that they are dead and still somehow walking pretty much throws all applications of science out the window.

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you would realize it's a virus! DuH!

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"After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid..."

Which is true, but if it's a walking dead body– wait, why am I arguing with an imaginary friend?

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I'm not imaginary, I'm like Snuffaluffagus... I'm never around when you need me.

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