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Q-Bert.... Must..... DIE!!!


By MauriceRevek - Posted on 27 June 2010

Walking downSt. Denis street in Montreal yesterday, Q-Bert and I get accosted by a gaggle of 10 20 something cheerleeders doing what seems to be a bachelorette party. All of the girls where wearing pink t-shirts except for the bride to be who had a tiara and veil.

Bride To Be: Hi there!

Revek: Why hello.

BTB: I'm selling pink condoms for $1.50, want one?

Q-Bert: What? Condoms? Revek will never need those. That would be wasted on him.

BTB: *confused look on her face* *walks away* Ooookayyyyy.

Q-Bert: Laughs.

Revek: [6 hours later] Oh yes, I just remembered. [KA-SMACK].

Q-Bert: [Moment of surprise] [ROFLOL] Gee, I was wondering when you would do something about it.

Revek: I could not do anythign at the time, as we were surrounded!! Now you must die!!

Swag's picture

asked to test one out before you buy?

I would have asked that. Whether it would have worked is another question.

MauriceRevek's picture

Try doing that with Q-Bert chirping in the background like a rabid Chiwawa.

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Q-Bert's picture

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MauriceRevek's picture

Q: What's the difference between Q-Bert and a Vuvuzela?

A: None. They both expend a lot or air, make a lot of noise and you want to smash them after 5 minutes of listening!

Personal Game Reviewer's picture

With regards to the Vuvuzela, what we need to do is simply ban soccer from Vuvuzela concerts! Done deal... the 50,000 or so odd Vuvuzela players can then have a concert free of complaints.

Coxxorz's picture

praying even, for an incident involving those infernal things that would finally give them an excuse to ban them.

In the meantime they could keep all parties happy, simply by introducing a rule that allows Vuvuzelas, but only in a length of which the spectator would be prepared to have inserted ventrally.

Coxxorz's picture

But it traditionally only applies to females. Congratulations, Q-Bert, for crossing the gender barrier!

Akuf's picture

... I wasn't there...

That is all I have to say

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