What would happen if Swag made a sex doll

Sorry Swag but I already picked on Moricerevek today

Let's just stay friends

I saw this write up on wwtdd and stole it shamelessly because it was hilarious and I had to share it.

So "What would happen if Swag made a sex doll..."

...But after I got done it told me it was gay. So I made another one, who turned out to be real religious. Number 3 was married. Robots 4, 5, and 6 claimed to not speak english, while robots 8-15 all valued me as a friend too much to risk losing me after a physical relationship. And I said, “but … but you’re a sex robot.” And it rubbed the side of my arm and said, “I know. I know.”


- Tyler Durden