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It's not me! I swear!


By MauriceRevek - Posted on 25 August 2009

Before any of you start calling FBI tip lines, let me say right now: IT'S NOT ME.

Yes, there may be a passing resemblance, but no, the individual in the security image is not me. That guy does not have glasses, whereas I do. He has tattoos, I don't have any. And I am much too nice of a guy to go brandishing a gun in peoples face like that.

Unless of course the other person is Q-Bert, then I would have a sniper rifle pointed at the back of his head from 500 yards away.

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Yeah, we kind of knew it wasn't you.

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He's pointing the gun in the right direction, so there's no way it could be Revek.

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