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It's not me! I swear!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 25 August 2009

Before any of you start calling FBI tip lines, let me say right now: IT'S NOT ME.

Yes, there may be a passing resemblance, but no, the individual in the security image is not me. That guy does not have glasses, whereas I do. He has tattoos, I don't have any. And I am much too nice of a guy to go brandishing a gun in peoples face like that.

Unless of course the other person is Q-Bert, then I would have a sniper rifle pointed at the back of his head from 500 yards away.

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Blackwalt's picture
170 to 175 pounds
Submitted by Blackwalt on August 25, 2009 - 12:50pm.

Yeah, we kind of knew it wasn't you.

Akuf's picture
Damn...I wanted to say that.
Submitted by Akuf on August 25, 2009 - 1:29pm.
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I was going to say
Submitted by Stormblade on August 25, 2009 - 3:21pm.

He's pointing the gun in the right direction, so there's no way it could be Revek.

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