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By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 August 2009

This is a Zombie story

DEATH TROOPERS

    When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.

And death is only the beginning.

The Purge’s half-dozen survivors–two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers, and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board–will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn’t really empty at all. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

Sadly only available to read at this point (released Oct 13). Can't wait for the movie version.

(Until you clicked on the link, you thought I was making this up, didn't you?)

Akuf's picture

But I think this will be a nuke according to Mr Cranky. But Revek's opinion it will be great!

Coxxorz's picture

That's just a single gesture, looped ad nauseam.

Akuf's picture

See I saw 'Death Troopers' and immediately thought stupid movie (didn't bother reading). Didn't realize it was a book.

Probably still be a bad book though.

Coxxorz's picture

But can you image in if the Sith Lord turned! (Would that make it the Dark-Dark Side?) He could remove and eat your brains without even touching you!

Mmm... Zombie Vader.

Anyway, this calls for some vintage Dancing Trooper...

MauriceRevek's picture

They turned a geek... Would it be a Dork Dark Side?

MauriceRevek's picture

I want the video game!

Nazi Storm Trooper Zombies!!!

I wonder if they will make one of the surviving crew a late blooming Jedi who will learn his/her skill while fighting the zombies. His/Her choices whill lead her towards either the Light or Dark side.

From the things that make you go hmmm department: Are the zombies being animated by a bunch of dead midichlorians particles? Would that make them: Jombies? Or Jebies?

Yes. That's it. Jebies. I can see it now. The quote of the game.

"Dem dead Jebies give me the heebee jeebies."

A Troll's picture

n/a

Coxxorz's picture

The single life.

(sorry, channeled Q-bert for sec there)

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