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Boss... I'm sick and I need to go home...
**cough, cough**
What is it? Halositis something or other...
Symptoms? uhh... red blurry eyes, dry mouth, I can't seem to sleep and my thumbs are sore...
What? Yes, thumbs... and I think one of my legs is asleep...
"Get into the office you f****** lazy ass..." Sorry, boss I think my phones dying, I'm losing you....
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Blackwalt: "Sorry boss, but I am suffering from accute Halositis. I can't come in today."
Boss: "What?!? Are you telling me that because you got a bad case of bad breath, you are not coming in?!?! Chew on a mint, and get over here!!"
Click...
Blackwalt: "Hmm. Maybe I should have said my cat got in a fight, and I have to take him to the vet. Oh wait, I have already used that one 15 times last month, and at least 125 times last year."
The car broke down.
Oh wait, it's a ten-minute walk ...
And that extra 3 minutes is HARD!