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Boss... I'm sick and I need to go home...


By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 September 2007

**cough, cough**

What is it? Halositis something or other...

Symptoms? uhh... red blurry eyes, dry mouth, I can't seem to sleep and my thumbs are sore...

What? Yes, thumbs... and I think one of my legs is asleep...

"Get into the office you f****** lazy ass..." Sorry, boss I think my phones dying, I'm losing you....

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Blackwalt: "Sorry boss, but I am suffering from accute Halositis. I can't come in today."

Boss: "What?!? Are you telling me that because you got a bad case of bad breath, you are not coming in?!?! Chew on a mint, and get over here!!"

Click...

Blackwalt: "Hmm. Maybe I should have said my cat got in a fight, and I have to take him to the vet. Oh wait, I have already used that one 15 times last month, and at least 125 times last year."

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The car broke down.

Oh wait, it's a ten-minute walk ...

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And that extra 3 minutes is HARD!

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