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Statistically significant other

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 March 2009

So, I was thinking of Aku's potential valentine's day when I read this comic:

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Apparently you guys aren't the only ones that were having fun at my expense. This was sent to me at work with the subject "I think this character is modeled after Aku"

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That pretty much sums it up.

Although, if we go on your word, she would have been less hesitant.

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Before, I only mention my successes. Believe me I have my share of failures too.
The reason I succeed more than I fail though is because I don't waste a lot of time chasing after barbie dolls.

The women I tend hook are not on the top of the food chain.
See it works like this I chase the 7-8s, the 9-10s see that I am doing this and that the 7-8s are having a good time with me.
Now, here is the key I don't acknowledge the 9-10s. They (9-10s) will eventually wonder wow this guy seems like he is fun and he doesn't seem know I exist.
At this point most of them will try to get your attention, Then I will start the 10 hour game.
But remember the key is to not give in to quickly. The minute you put them on a pedestal you will fail I guarantee it.

Just remember my 10 hour rule. Which I enforce strictly. This was a free lesson on playing the game.

Coxxorz's picture

What's the 10-hour rule? If she falls on the floor you can't eat her after 10 hours?

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I give them 10 hours of accumulated interaction. If I am not in bed with them within the 10 hours I cut them off and let them to all the leg work. Usually takes about 6 hours. If I am really lucky few minutes which has happened on several occasions as well.

I meet her we chat for about 30 mins we exchange info
We go on a date 2 hours
we have coffee 1 hour.
at this point I am at 3.5 hours
etc etc

Once I have her I then decide whether I keep her in the rotation or cut her off completely.

MauriceRevek's picture

Because of the firewall, but I will lay odds that it is the "Le Beau Raoul" character who is always trying to get "La Bell Cecile"

"Tonight's da Night"

Akuf's picture

...but it is a newer one that I have never seen.

Coxxorz's picture

In the third panel. Tennis court? Tie Fighter?

Swag's picture

Nobody has taken a Stats course it seems.

Akuf's picture

Confidence Interval graphs are supposed to be vertical like Candle stick graphs (I only know this from my day trading days).
Like this

But I could be wrong.

I has been quite a while since I had a stats class

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But when is the last time you heard: "Is there a statistician in the house?!"

MauriceRevek's picture

That you have heard: is there a gamer in the house?

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Not only that, I have it in my collection. I will have to watch it again to see where that line is.

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But didn't really care

Swag's picture

They are amusing. Someone should make a reality show based on them.

Akuf's picture

You say that, because I was talking with a few other people and supposedly we are going try having a video camera follow me around and we will post it on You Tube.

Stormblade's picture

Stay current, will you??

MauriceRevek's picture

For not having the time to read the entire Internet everyday. Maybe if we had a job like yours we could.

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