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By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 May 2008

...maybe.

A new Wii peripheral.

MauriceRevek's picture

That the pole would have a slot to hold the Wii controller, like the tenis racket or the steering wheel attachments, located somewhere in the middle. The game would then detect the swaying from the pole generated by the dancer as she (I am not going to even bother putting the he/she refference, as no man would ever get cought dead doing this. Unless said men had a secret desire to see what it would be like to pole dance. Stormblade?) pivots around and around the pole. They could also have little IR transmitter buttons that she could pin to her cloths so that the Wii could detect if she would strip (AAAAHHHH!!! Please no stripping Stormblade!) and would get bonus points.

Stormblade's picture

I was actually thinking it would be perfect for you. You could set it up in tandem with your XBox and practice while playing Guitar Hero II. No one would ever see you again ...

Stormblade's picture

That someone has finally found a legitimate use for the Wii.

Coxxorz's picture

I can think of one more, but the controller would be banned from being sold in Wal Mart.

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