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Tales from the Dysclexic Peot

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 08 March 2017

The setting. Bedtime stories with step-daughter. The book. Disney's Never Girls.

The original text:

"Maybe I'll just pop into the kitchen and make some scones."

What came out:

"Maybe I'll just poop into the kitchen and make some scones."

She was holding a poop emoji stuffy in her arms as I said it. Much laughter at my expense ensued.

The Dyslexic Nightmare

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 03 November 2016

I dreamt last night that I could no longer remember how to spell any words in French. At least I still have English.

The End of an... Era?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 12 October 2016

Well boys, the end of an era has arrived. The house is sold, and I am getting hitched.

Therefore, I am inviting (on short notice of course) everybody for a final LAN party at the old place before I turn over the keys. So this Saturday October 15, bring your 360s (if you still have them and your XBone for some random silliness.

HOLY #*#^@&#^$*@&@^@%$&

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 28 April 2016

So I'm taking stock of my comic book collection, I'm on box 8 of 16, and came across this gem.

Deadpool First Appearance. Now worth over $500 US, all because of the movie.


Achievement Unlocked!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 15 December 2015

Mis Sympaticotte: You are the bread to my butter.
Me: You are the toe to my jam.

Nailed it!

Weekend With Comic - Part 2 & 3

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 12 May 2015

Boy! It's been a while since my last update, and Comic sure was busy. Come with me and see what Comic has been up to.

Weekend with Comic - Part 1

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 28 April 2015

This is the story of the adventures that Comic has undertaken. You see, Comic knew where it was going, and before Stormblade could take possesion, it sent out an S.O.S. "Save me!" I heard. "Don't let it happen!". So I went over to Blackwalt's house, and spirited away Comic.

Swag Video of the Day

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 15 August 2012

Feel the pain

Can we shoot him if he ever gets a vanity plate that says SWAGON?Oh wait.

For the Mac Guy Who Has Everything

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 30 July 2012

Just in case you can't figure out what they are for.

And yes, they come in pink.

Was it my breath?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 14 April 2011

I have had one of the more bizzare weeks in my life this week. I think I should have just stayed home. Each day this week, I had something planned. This is hwo it has turned out so far.

Monday: Appointment to have my har cut and a massage. Forgot to write me in the appointment book. Rescheduled.

Tuesday: Squash game scheduled with a budy. His dog had a seizure, so he had to stay at home to keep an eye on him.

Wednesday: Get together with fellow SCUBA divers to talk about summer diving. Rescheduled for next week due to cancellations, and choice of venue. Read more

Train Ride

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 16 March 2010

Today I had to take the car in for servicing. Drive over to the garage, speak to the owner about what needs to be done on the car. I mention to him that my power steering feels a bit stiff. When I turn the wheel, I hit a spot where it stiffens up, then releases. Then stiffens up, then releases again.

Did we miss something?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 21 September 2009

You know, when the first version of this game came out, we waited a long time to play it, so long in fact that it was a cheep bargain bin item, but when we did, we had a considerable amount of fun. Have we been paying so much attention to Borderlands that we missed the release?

Cooking with Revek - Leek Trout with Beer Onion Rice

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 16 September 2009

This week, on the very first Cooking with Revek, I have made a wonderful Leek Trout. To make a this delectable plate, you will need:

Our clan on commercial

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 01 February 2008

With the Superbowl playing this weekend, this is of course the time for Superbowl commercials. While viewing some from previous years, I cam accross this gem. It actually looks like us playing any game.

Hey Admin!!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 11 January 2008

I cannot see the polls or the search option after I log in. I can see them fine when I am not logged in, but as soon as I log in, they go away. Are you trying to tell me that my vote is not important? That my opinion does not matter? Should we then switch our polling section to use the Diebold (ack! now the secret service is going to show up at my door!) software? Or are we already using it?

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