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Man some people are gullible

By Akuf - Posted on 16 July 2008

Ok this is how this all started Accomplice #1 and myself sent a text message to victim saying: "Press 6 to view the rest of this message"
Then Revek himself and accomplice #2 came into the picture

And here is the email conversation that followed:

Victim:
What is that text you guys sent Press 6 to receive the rest of the message?

Accomplice #1:
must be broken...have you called anyone with a '6' in their phone number recently?

Victim:
Yes it has a 6 but i press and nothing happens.

Do i reply with a 6 and send?

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Unreal Tournament 3

By Akuf - Posted on 14 July 2008

Seeing as how no one is playing any of our regular shooters anymore.

And I am never around when you guys play COD4. Since I am still at level 12 or something like that, I always seem to be the red shirt when I join games with crackly voiced prepubescent teens that seem to always be around talking tough because they are somewhere else in the world.

Anyway...

Well I have been a fan of the UT series for quite some time.
And the game is more or less the same as it's predecessors. Read more

I got 19/20

By Akuf - Posted on 11 July 2008

Fake or not?

By Akuf - Posted on 11 July 2008

And this is not about hooters either...


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Freudian Slip perhaps?

By Akuf - Posted on 29 June 2008

Well over the weekend in an email loop for some of the volunteers for City Chase Ottawa.

So here is my actual response:


Hey guys since the majority of us are in the West end why not meet at the Local Herpes
(Local Heroes for you non Ottawans) on Clyde.

It was a typo which I didn't realize until one of the girls who happens to be one of my "special friends" replies:


I hope that is a Freudian slip....lol

xoxo
See you tomorrow

"the Halocaust" WTF?!?!?!

By Akuf - Posted on 29 June 2008

UN convenes and proclaims Jay Allard master chief of the world. Owner ship of halo is now mandatory and it is a jailable offence to abandon an online game before it's conculsion Read more

Wow

By Akuf - Posted on 25 June 2008

I can picture HoC doing this now.


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I think I would be shooting at the hot chicks first

I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 21 June 2008

In GTA4.

Though I found quite amusing that you heard the oh yeah's and the way the controller vibrated.

Hey Revek have you Lost Yours?

I mean in GTA4 because we all know......oh nevermind

Sex Legends

By Akuf - Posted on 20 June 2008

I was number 27 with 783.

10. BILL WYMAN
CONQUESTS: 1,000-PLUS
In 1965 the Rolling Stones calculated that in a two-year period, Mick Jagger had mounted 30 different women, Keith Richards six, rhythm guitarist Brian Jones 130, drummer Charlie Watts none, and bassist Bill Wyman 278. “You used to have three or four a night sometimes,” Wyman said recently. “You’d spend a couple of hours with them and say bye. Then about half an hour later you’d say, ‘That one in the red dress.’”

9. EARVIN “MAGIC” JOHNSON
CONQUESTS: 1,000-PLUS Read more

Enema nurse monument

By Akuf - Posted on 20 June 2008

Though I would rather not experience an enema but I have to admit the nurses are doing it for me.

HAHA...

By Akuf - Posted on 06 June 2008

For some reason I can see QBert laughing at this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27373994@N02/2554310312/sizes/o/

Barack Obama Hillary Clinton - Umbrella

By Akuf - Posted on 05 June 2008

SFW
There are some racie lyrics
And some fully clothed sexual scenes

Wow...

By Akuf - Posted on 04 June 2008

...I think this could explain a lot about Revek.

Some days....

By Akuf - Posted on 04 June 2008

I feel like doing this. Not sure if it is fake or not though.

Right Revek?...lol

I think ...

By Akuf - Posted on 03 June 2008

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