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Yet another IE problem

By Akuf - Posted on 16 December 2008


I am sure this doesn't effect any of us here. Well maybe Revek, Noir and Swag.

Fallout 3

By Akuf - Posted on 15 December 2008

Playing as 'Scourge of Humanity' (evil character) is loads of fun.
I now have a price on my head and everywhere I go there is some bounty hunter(s) trying to kill me.
People run away from me, or give up their loot begging for their lives of course I kill them anyway.
My favorite thing to do is when I 'rescue' someone take their crap and when they walk away thanking me I shoot them in the back of the head. Which BTW the 'Bloody Mess Perk' is well worth it.
And some of the speech dialog options are pretty amusing.

Very clever

By Akuf - Posted on 14 December 2008

I heard this on the Radio last night...very cleverly done and written.

Beware - The Dog House

By Akuf - Posted on 11 December 2008

Those of you who are married or attached


By Akuf - Posted on 11 December 2008

But when I saw this I thought of you guys (Revek, Swag, Noir)

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By Akuf - Posted on 10 December 2008

Ah Kerpal...memories...right Revek?

By Akuf - Posted on 10 December 2008

Extreme language

The classic Kerpal series
But none the less funny stuff

Pick me up at the Airport
my favorite mainly because of the "Why I am coming?", "because I rub it and then you do it"

You took my newspaper (my next favorite)

You Daughter kicked my dog (the most popular one not sure why though)

Too damn cool for words

By Akuf - Posted on 10 December 2008

I originally saw this video of a giant squid like creature being filmed under an oil platform in new Mexico on
Being the ever skeptic that I am I went looking for a debunker, not realizing that on io9 there is a link to Read more

Don't shoot me Santa!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 08 December 2008

Man the Killers are good

The xbox360 portable

By Akuf - Posted on 04 December 2008

Damn cool! (Click jpeg for article) and if you search you will find videos.
Ok for some reason the image dissapeared so here is the

Ultimate FPS weapon

By Akuf - Posted on 03 December 2008

The End of spoilers...

By Akuf - Posted on 25 November 2008

Just a suggestion wait until the credits roll...

Once again for Coxxorz

By Akuf - Posted on 25 November 2008

Though most of this email is a hoax

There are a few that are accurate

It seems there are lots of stores that are closing due to the "recession" and the fact that people are not shopping. If you have any "gift cards" from these stores, make sure you use them, or you will lose them !

Watch those store money cards and gift cards.. and credit slips! Stores that informed the Security Exchange of closing plans between October 2008 and January 2009. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. Read more

The Perfect 10...another failure

By Akuf - Posted on 24 November 2008

So over the weekend I went out for a friend's birthday.

And at a table I see these two girls
one of them made Paris Hilton look fat
The other made Rosie O'Donnell (sp?) look skinny.

They made eye contact with me and told me to go over.
So I naturally do because ugly girls usually have pretty friends.

SO I am not going to bore you with all the small talk crap.
Here is where it got fun.

They asked me to take a picture of them.
I take the camera and say:

"Why, don't you ladies stand over there" Read more

My NXE review

By Akuf - Posted on 20 November 2008

What I like:
1) The up to 8 person chat outside of a game
2) copying the game to the HD I copied GOW2 yesterday and holy crap the noise level was almost gone...almost
3) The interface for games I like how you can see your achievements easier etc
4) The fact that you can still get the blade interface by pressing the xbox button...Thank goodness...Coxxorz and I agree with this option.

What I hate
1) the Miis....uh... I mean Avatars....I think they did this to attract Wii losers...I mean...users. The childish interface will appeal to them and parents. Read more

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